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Friday May 18th 2012

Ron Artest is Something

Ron Artest: Gay Porn Star?
Actual Ron’s caption for this picture that he posted via Twitpic

I AM NOT FINISH L.A. THIS IS JUST A LITTLE BIT OF MY WORK. I MUST GET STRONGER.

So what do we know about this? Well not a lot. It’s clear Ron’s CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN, and his grammar sounds a little like he’s trying to speak Russian in French. Beyond that it’s only assumptions. Like that it looks like he’s near ready to pass out from holding his breath while flexing for the photo, only the first couple takes didn’t work and he forgot to breathe in between.
Or possibly this is a frame from the upcoming documentary Ron and Kobe: An Unrequited Love
Maybe he’s just sad because he lost his puppy.
If I had to put money on it though, I’d say it’s because his audition for ESPN: Ghetto didn’t go as well as he planned.

Whatever happens, I can honestly say this is the first time I’ve been interested in a NBA season starting .

Well anyways, I’m going to leave it up to Real_Ron_Artest and the guys at Style Points to figure the definitive answer out. They’re much better at this type of thing then I am.

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