- Mullet Power
Today it’s time to sit down with The Gally Blog’s latest interviewee, Jared Allen’s Mullet. What’s that you say? A mullet, how the hell are we supposed to interview a mullet? Have you seen that thing? It’s not nearly as hard as it sounds. That thing has a mind and life of it’s own. I caution you. The thing gets a little wierd and out of hand when Jared shows up.
Gally: Well good afternoon Jared Allen’s Mullet. It’s nice to have you here.
JAM: It’s nice to be here. Wait what did you call me?
Gally: Jared Allen’s Mullet.
JAM: Why the hell would you call me that?
Gally: Well that’s your name isn’t it.
JAM: Fuck you whitey.
Gally: What?
JAM: The name’s Francisco buddy!
Gally: Wow. I’m sorry. I had no idea.
Francisco: It’s okay. Let’s have some Jager Bombs.
Gally: What do you mean Francisco. I’m trying to conduct an interview with you.
Francisco: The Fuck? You think I don’t know that.
Jared Allen: Wait a minute. Who you calling Francisco?
Gally: Uh, your hair Mr. Allen.
Jared Allen: Oh okay. Call me Jared. I have no idea who Mr. Allen is.
Francisco: You keep out of this punk.
Jared Allen: I’ll talk to him if I want. If you’re not careful I’ll cut you off you prick.
Francisco: Mother Fu….
Gally: Hey now guys, take it easy.
Jared: You’re right. It’s just a haircut.
Francisco: Just a haircut? Am I just some object to you?
Jared: No baby, I love you.
Francisco: You had me at baby.
Jared: Wan’t to get out of here, get us a bottle of Wild Turkey and go hunting?
Francisco: You know it baby. Maybe later I’ll get in your eyes when you’re masterbating. You won’t quite be able to see what’s going on. It’ll be like the stranger.
Jared: OH YEAH! We haven’t done that in so long. Like 3 months.
Francisco: I’m sorry hun, I’ve been busy. Then there was the migraines. Come on you knew that.
Jared: I’m sorry. It’s just that… well you know I love you so much baby. I don’t ever wan’t to leave you guys.
Gally: Uh wow.
Both: What?
Gally: Uh nothing. So back on topic now. How do you guys like having Favre on your team.
Both: FUCK THAT ASS CLOWN!
Francisco: Fuck him with a rusty spoon that has mold on it.
Jared: While not even bothering to give him a reach around.
Francisco: I was totally just about to say that.
Jared: We know each other so well.
Francisco: Let’s ditch this douche wallet and go do the Stranger.
Jared: Sure thing.
Both: Peace out muchacho.
Gally: Wow, two for two. Maybe the next one will go a little smoother.
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That was creepy. I feel like I need to shower after that…
Going to pull one off in the shower are ya?
I may have already done so, but don’t change the subject.
Haha. Well I’m pretty used to dissapointing people now, I guess being creepy is just another way to do that.
like your parents? women of all kind?
Usually the disappointment with the ladies doesn’t come until after Gally takes off his pants…