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Friday May 18th 2012

Mighty Morphin MMA Fighter!!!

I still have some time to figure out which mask I'll wear for my entrance...
I still have some time to figure out which mask I'll wear for my entrance...

Over the last few years fans of MMA have seen the sport welcome the likes of a pro-wrestler, a professional street fighter, and even a journalist. I of course am referring to Brock Lesnar, Kimbo Slice, and Matt Polly. We can now add an actor from a children’s martial arts television show as Jason David Frank is set to make his MMA debut.

Jason David Frank?

How about Tommy the Green Ranger from the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers? No? Fuck off.

The former action star from the hit series “Mighty Morphin Power Rangers” has officially made the move to mixed martial arts, and while training with UFC lightweight Melvin Guillard, he hopes to make his real fighting experience as successful as he did on television.

“I was supposed to fight in 2007, but it fell through. In truth, I’ve wanted to put the work in until I’m ready,” Frank said in an interview from the Suckerpunch website. “I know I have a target on my back. Everyone is going to want to beat up the Green Ranger. But I am no Kimbo; I’ve been training for a very long time. I wanted to get in there before, but I got injured. But I’ll be ready when the time comes.”

Sure I was a fan of the show growing up, but I was like 11 years old then and a total dumbass. I mean shit I collected POGS. So the news of the Green Power Ranger going into MMA is not overly exciting to me. Now a story about the Pink Ranger doing porn, that’s something that would definitely make my zord, mighty morph into megazord. And by zord I mean penis.

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