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Thursday February 9th 2012

The Morning After Pill: The Edition With Pictures

The Morning After Pill is where we recap the previous days events in the sporting world. Certain sports/teams are left out due to an extreme lack of caring or hangovers. Sometimes it’s because we’re in jail, but that’s normally not a problem.

Due to said hangover, I’m going to do something different here today. Instead of writing down words, that you probably wont read, it’s picture time.

It might be the Roids talking but hold me.
It might be the Roids talking but hold me.
The Phillies beat the Dodgers 8-6. Ibanez hit a 3 run HR.

It's all Obama's fault
It's all Obama's fault
With Limbaugh out of the picture, could Marshall Faulk take his place? The question mark makes it legit.

Fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you and I'm out.
Fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you and I'm out.
Nick Lidstrom became the 8th defenseman to score 1000 points

I hurt mah arm coach.
I hurt mah arm coach.
Cincy’s QB, Tony Pike, went down with a non-throwing arm injury. Cincy still won and the injury appears to be on his non-masturbatory hand. It’s a total win-win.

He's laughing, I guess it would be awkward if I didn't.
He's laughing, I guess it would be awkward if I didn't.
LeBron has Swine Flu?. See there’s that ? again.

She should be careful, has nobody warned her of poison ivy or thorns?
She should be careful, has nobody warned her of poison ivy or thorns?
Picture via. COED Magazine

All sports pictures via ESPN via the AP.

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