The Morning After Pill is our daily recap of the previous days events in the sporting world. Certain teams/sports are left out due to an extreme lack of caring or a hangover.
MLB:
- Referee, Umpire, same difference.
The Yankees decimated the Angels by a score of 10-1 last night. The big story of the night though was the horrendous officiating.
NBA:
- He's putting the nail in the Coffin. He's on fire.
The Suns lost Steve Nash and Grant Hill last night, and still put up 143 points.
NHL:
- Did you say something? Could you speak up sonny?
47, yes 47 year old Chris Chelios, has signed a contract with the Chicago Wolves of the AHL. He still thinks he can contribute at NHL level, but he’s old as dirt.
College Football:
- Inbred. Hello. Not sure yet. Hurry up, I'm going to be late for my hooker.
File this one under what the hell. Lane Kiffin, who’s been with Tennessee for almost a year now, has finalized and signed his contract to be their coach. He was previously working on the basis of an understanding?
Soccer:
- Boosh!
Chelsea captain, John Terry, “read his team the riot act“, as they’ve been playing poorly lately.
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