Fuck ‘em Up Friday is a weekly post that occurs - you guessed it – every Friday. Bringing you some of the best knockouts, submissions, and knockers that the inter-webs have to offer. It’s basically my way of glorifying violence, as well as giving in to the urges of my pre-pubescent inner child. Yeah, that’s how I roll.
This weekend is very special to me and it should be extremely special to you as well. It’s my birthday raises hands in victory – the time of year where I grow a year older and my mother is constantly reminded that she should have had that abortion. Sure it’s not nationally recognized yet, but maybe some day.
While I’m legally 26, spiritually I am 18 with a fake ID. I know this is totally irrelevant since this post is geared toward boobs and brutality, but my narcissistic personality disorder and sadistic tendencies couldn’t help but bring it up.
Birthday plans? Who knows I might just pull a page from the sorority girl’s birthday party playbook and make it a week long celebration. That way there’s enough awesome to go around. Don’t feel obligated to get me anything, but do make sure to make all checks payable to cash, and alcohol is more than substantial for a gift.
Now that we got the logistical birthday whoring out of the way, strap on your party hat, ready your party favor, and let’s get this show on the road.
I realize that many of you have the attention span of an ADD-riddled teenager, but that clip was chalk-full of all sorts of awesomeness. Both of those guys came out swinging for the fences. Leg kicks, body shots, takedowns – it was all there. Not to mention a bowel-releasing flying knee knockout that was just fan-fucking-tastic. Anything short of a loss of consciousness would have been extremely unsatisfying. I mean shit, it’s my birthday this weekend and I need to be entertained. Entertained by violence and boobies!
Commence boobies!
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