F(*)(*)k ‘em Up Friday: Jose Aldo Owns Your Soul Edition
Fuck ‘em Up Friday is a weekly post that occurs - you guessed it – every Friday. Bringing you some of the best knockouts, submissions, and knockers that the inter-webs have to offer. It’s basically my way of glorifying violence, as well as giving in to the urges of my pre-pubescent inner child. Yeah, that’s how I roll.
The WEC put on a show this past Wednesday night. The fuck is a WEC? I’m glad you asked. The WEC is a MMA organization owned by Zuffa. Which, if you’re unfamiliar, is the same company that owns the UFC. WEC specializes in smaller weight classes, such as the lightweight (155 lbs), featherweight (145 lbs) and bantamweight (135 lbs) divisions. Their fight cards don’t appear on PPV, rather on the Versus channel, thus making it free. If you don’t have Versus my condolences go out to you. You’re totally missing out on hunting and fishing shows sprinkled in with some hockey and Sports Soup. Yeah, I’m one of the few people who watch Sport Soup, so go fuck yourself.
So the main event on the card saw featherweight champion Mike Brown taking on the up-and-coming Jose Aldo. Here is a clip from the 2nd and final round. Worth a watch. All I’m going to say is that Aldo is the best. Did I say best? I meant beast.
I know what you’re thinking, “gimp WTF?!?! Brown just turtled up. How the fuck is that the best knockout of the week?” Dually noted. What makes Jose Aldo a beast is the clip below. This happened a few WEC events ago, when he took on Cub Swanson. It wasn’t so much that he took Swanson on, but more so that he was able to rearrange Swanson’s face in a matter of 8 seconds. 8 FUCKING SECONDS?!?! I’ve had sexual escapades that have lasted longer than 8 seconds and that’s saying a lot since I have a hairpin trigger – if you know what I mean.
An 8-second KO that results in a gaping wound? I’m fully engorged. Commence boobies…
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