Last Call
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Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, on crystal meth and LSD. Instead of just posting random links, its a place for you to come and hang out with fellow minded sports fans, alchoholics and amateur comedians. Stop by and tell us a joke, bitch about your local sports team or just spout off about that time with the goat. You know what time I’m talking about.
Musical Warmup:
Linkage:
Keggs and Eggs: ND’s official press release on Charlie Weis’ firing.
Shutdown Corner: What would the end of the decade be without lists? Blasphemy is what. Check out the top 10 games of the last decade.
Ranks For The Memories: Again with the lists, but this list is so beyond egregious that it needs to be included. The worst top 10 ranking of the decades top TV shows possible.
New York Times: Yes you have to sign up to read the article, but it’s the NY Times. You should be signed up anyways. Dan Shanoff’s first article for them.
Food Court Lunch: If you’re doing a childrens charity, maybe you shouldn’t name it The Snowball Express. Butter Chicken will warp your mind with why not.
So Much For College: Gimp presents chapter 2 of his “book” project. If you didn’t read the first chapter, it’s the post right before this one, real easy to find.
Low Posts: Some current and former NBAers give Tiger some much needed advice.
Sportress of Blogitude: Jason Whitlock makes Weed laugh. Me too, but for reasons I’ll get into later this week.
Sporting Madness: A brief recap of the end of the Grey Cup by Bucholtz, who was there in the press box.
SB Nation: Spencer Hall presents week 13’s The Alphabetical. If you haven’t noticed yet, you should be reading this every week. Even if you’re not a huge college football fan.
For The Lads:
Brendon from WWTDD is fond of Miss Kimberly Phillips, and I concur. And yeah it’s annoying, but if you click the picture 3 times, you get to see it in 1600*1067 HD resolution.
For The Ladies:
RAWWWRRRR
For The Nerds:
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It’s Monday night which means I’m ready for some ficus pissing!!!!
Huh. Never woulda figured Cookie for being into pretentious German goth/rock, but hey. Works for me.
Come on now, it’s not pretentious. Rammstein has its place
Of course it does, and I’ve got one in my CD rack. But it’s still pretentious German goth/rock, admit it!
Well I won’t admit it’s pretentious, but I’ll admit that it’s for a special audience.
Logic’s To Do List
1. Lobby Notre Dame AD with foot stamps and audible whining
2. Get Charlie Weis Fired
3. Draft Tim Tebow as a Head Coach
4. Become New York Giants GM
5. Draft Jimmy Clausen
6. Trade Eli Manning for a running back that isn’t a retarded, fat baby or a felon made of Ritz.
7. Get a paid of khakis
8. Convince chicks I’m rad.
2 down!
You forgot:
9. Get penis enlargement.
It’s all witchcraft. Those products can’t fix the “Irish Curse”
Get a paid of khakis? Wtf is that. It’s unpossible you fail english.
You don’t know what khakis are?
…oops, I forgot you’re only aloud Denim in Canada.
http://static.oprah.com/images/beauty/fashion/fashion_pants_201_284×426.jpg
well you said, “Get a paid of khakis”, not “Get paid with khakis”. Bit of a difference bub.
Needs more jorts!
Ah, I guess I did fail typing. Then again, I fault you for not being drunk enough that d’s look like r’s
Apparently we got a bunch of lurkers tonight. I guess I’ll just sti here in the dark drinking Scotch and talking to myself.
/in my day we had to walk 12 miles to school, uphill both ways, in waist deep snow.
Creepy McCreeperson!
No Grady Sizemore for the ladies today?
It’s sad but I’m afraid that Suzy K. has lost it.
Why you say that?
The mousy two-tone hair, growing crow’s feet…
Fair enough. I never really found her as much more than a MILFWD.
The Monday night crew. What do you say, superstars of rent-a-car?
I’d say rent-a-wreck is more plausible
I hope Suzy Kolber starts a blog called Kissing Tom Brady and she just makes fun of bloggers.
KissingDrewMagary
I would read that eleventy times a day. And I might only masterbate 6 times while doing that. Lofty goals.
Bowden is retiring. Gator fans everywhere are in mourning.
Sad Panda.
Is he definitely?
according to espn, hasn’t been confirmed. but fsu told him he could retire or be an “ambassador” for the program next year. kinda forced him.
Yeah I saw reports of it. Could I link those reports? No, I have no idea where I see what I see anymore.
/yay shitty pretentious journalism
Are they going to unplug Joe Paterno now?
Paterno is smart. He put his brain in a robot body long ago
I’m just upset because I was getting used to playing a JV team on the last Saturday of November.
Just remember, next summer when they roll the rock away from the mouth of the cave Jesus won’t be in there…
LIAR!!!
There there. At least you didn’t have a chance at seeing hobo cock today.
DO NOT WANT.
Haha, well you’re why I left out all chances of hobo cock today. You can’t say I don’t listen from time to time.
So I applied for media credentials for the MAC Championship game this Friday, a few weeks ago when I was thinking about making the trip, somewhat on a whim. Can’t pull off the trip, forgot about it, then today I found out I get approved for the pass. Anybody know if there’s something I should do to say, hey, can’t make it? Or is it normal for media credentials to go un-picked-up? I’d really rather not burn any bridges, but it’s a long way from Orlando to Detroit…
Crap in an envelope and mail it to them. That always gets the message across.
Make sure it’s a padded envelope, and that it’s stamped FRAGILE. Nothing worse than getting a broken turd in the mail.
Absolutely correctly.
FRA-GI-LE
Seriously, just send an acknowledgement that you won’t be able to attend, but to keep you on whatever list for future reference.
I’m sure credentials always get left behind, but I’d save your ass in case and tell them a family thing came up and you can’t make it.
You don’t even have to lie. Yes, credentials don’t get picked up, for whatever reason (lots of times, because you apply early, you just applying in case your local team makes it).
In your case, though, it’s just worth a courtesy email. They might not reply, but it will be read.
Dear MAC,
I won’t be able to enjoy your Championship MAC-tion because I’m gonna have to take a wicked dump. In Florida. Two weeks from now.
Hugs and kisses.
PS. I’ll be eating prunes.
Can we all agree that the Saints’ pre-game routine is the best thing in football?
Why that Grinch even took the last can of Who Hash.
What up, peeps? After a system reboot, I’m baaaaack!
\watches everyone run for the exits…
The Grinch can keep that Who Hash – horrid shit. But if he takes the last slice of Roast Beast, it’s ON.
hahaha, I called it Roast Beast at xmas a few years back. thought i was gonna get smacked with a wood spoon…
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
\starts crying…
awww….
Evening my tiptoeing little tulips…
Say, I just got home…what was that loud earthshaking SPLAT sound I heard from a few dozen miles away? Sounds like a fat sack getting dropped like a hot rock! BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Yay for some good football tonight!
/drubreeeez my friends drubreeeeeeez
//removes shirt, puts on colored beads
What?!? They fired Mangina?!?!?!?
Oh. Damn. That just means that when they DO fire Mangina, Fatass will take his place. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry about that.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Wants a Black Jack Taco.
/like colon cancer
so you’re saying you’ll take one with a side of chemotherapy?
Can I just get the drug cocktail instead? Along with a side of fun ones?
sure, why not. it’ll all wind up in your colostomy bag anyhow.
Haha. Colostomy bag drugs are recycleable right?
Fuck you scrappy white guy.
/was scrappy white guy on HS football team
Pierre fucking Thomas belong me to my 5th Yahoo fantasy blowout of the week.
/Belichick’d
When Welker does that head first dive, just out your knee out there and concuss the little fuck.
Looks like the Aints mean business. Huh.
Hell yeah. Archie can’t let his old team lose to his sons team in the undefeated race. May as well say he won’t have any more hurricanes at Pat O’ Brians
Am I the only one not trying fruitlessly to get published on the KSK liveblog?
SSSAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
I thought NE was supposed to be good?
But every analyst says they’re the second best team in the league. Muwahhhhhhahahhahahahahahahhaha. It appears it’s just us here tonight Sculptor.
Not just the talking heads either – the game’s (at least as of kickoff was) a pick ‘em. WHAAA??? That line’s ALL wrong! /simmons’d (sorry)
Looks like not even the know it alls in Vegas wanted any part of this. They’ll be sorry.
Haha, you need to hang out more.
I think I am becoming more like him and it scares me. I blame his bigass stupid book!
/that i liked, damn it all
//again sorry please don’t hate me
I like Simmons too, just sometimes he makes the stupidist points( Belichick should have punted. There’s no way pint would’ve been blocked or shanked)
So, talking and drinking by myself as I watch the Pats get blown up. Tis okay. Pats tears fuel me.
Ohhh sweet baby tebow yes.
Hahahaha
Booshh. Or is it Kakow?
I thought Kakow was the capital of Poland?
\krakow! krakow!
\Clavin and Hobbes’d
And that’s why if you were a few years younger, and me a few years older, we could rule this world.
HAHAHAHAA
WATCH IT, PUNK.
Totally a compliment.
Hey you ficus pissers!
I think they need to re-pot that thing. And stick in a Depends to absorb the, uh, excess moisture.
Probably so… I mean, I don’t see how a plant can survive on straight everclear…
I don’t know why you’ve got to be so down on gimps endocrine system, I mean it does filter some of the booze out.
Oh, is that what they’re calling it now? How do you explain the smell? And the color, how about the color?
What this game needs…desperately…is 3-4 more Carney FGs and Jeremy Shockey to break his leg.
/fantasy owner down by 6
I’ll be happy if it ends with Brady coming up just short and the Brady/Belichick sad face.
What this game needs…desperately…is a GAME. Yeah, that would be good.
Actually I’m kind of enjoying watching Brees and the Saints just tear the Pats apart. Tommy from Quiznee is gonna be pissed.
This facking game… GAWD DAMN IT TAWMMY! THROW THAT FACKING BALL TO THE DAHHKIE!
that. is. so. wrong. and I’m laughing anyway.
/clothesline’d
BOOM ROSTED
Nah nah nah nah. Nah nah nah nah. Hey hey hey. Goodbye
I said that at the beginning of the 2nd, pal…
Ok lady. To tell me that the kitchen doesn’t know about something that’s implicitly listed on the menu, means you are horrible at your job and should waste your beautiful rack in a fire.
The Saints are fucking sick. When do they play Indy?
I guess the playoffs. Oh well.
Superbowl.
Knock on every possible piece of wood within a 30 foot radius
You’re forgetting about some VIKINGS!
Fucking Carney probably just cost me the game. Son of a bitch…
He’ll still het another XP
Haha, so Belichick had no faith for Brady to put up 21 points in under 6 minutes? Hahahhahahahhahaahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahhahhahahahahhahahahahahahhah
Heeheeheeheeheehee
/cheshire cat shit eating grin
And again I say heeheeheeheeheeheehee
/dances on float
//falls in gutter
How awesome is this???? I wish I weren’t broke and could see this live, them folks up in that dome must be going completely fucking APE and SHIT.
Enjoy, Nawlins. You deserve it.
Glad to see someone else is so happy in someones misery. Muhwahahahhahahhahahahahah
BALLGAME.
Oh yes the schadenfreude is priceless. But more so than that, like I said those locals in that great city deserve nothing less than a great team to support.
And, four years removed from hell on earth, they just might get the chance to win it all. Holy shit on a stick son.
I’ve watched the Cookie Monster Rammstein video 30 times since Swindle posted it today. The Receiveress has threatened me with bodily harm, and the hound just stares at it (and I think she’s smiling). I think I’ll watch it again.
Lego Rammstein kicks ass.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxUZUnRwH7s
That is all.