And by “it” I, of course, mean a case of the crazies. Which, at this point, is a given for a guy whose life has been defined by antics that are normally reserved for members of the homeless population.
- There's nothing crazy about a face tattoo. But a tribal one? Really?
The former heavyweight champ and ear aficionado, Mike Tyson, is in trouble. Again. This time for striking a member of the paparazzi – which if you ask me is doing a great service to society as a whole.
The photographer told police that Tyson struck him once, airport police spokesman Sgt. Jim Holcomb said. The photographer fell to the ground and was treated for a cut to his forehead at a hospital.
Tyson apparently still has that one-punch knockout power that made him a ruthless killer back in the day. Do I smell a comeback? Then again it is the paparazzi, which is kind of like picking on the handi-incapable kid on the playground. Not that distracting him with shiny objects or confusing him with a magic trick would have worked, but a punch in the arm would have probably downed the guy.
The reports suggest that Tyson was acting in self-defense after the paparazzi aggressively followed him and his 10 month-old daughter around LAX airport. My guess? Someone made a joke about the face tattoo or insinuated that “In the Air Tonight” by Phil Collins sucked. No comment has been made from Tyson, but we will be keeping an eye on his fake twitter page.
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