The Morning After Pill is where we recap the previous day in the sporting world. Certain teams/sports are left out to a lack of caring, or not being able to see the keyboard due to alchohol.
NFL: The Colts, who in the past few years have been injury prone, have lost their first player for the year. Starting LB Tyjuan Hagler, is out for the year with ruptured biceps. Most of you could give a shit, but his backups are a semi low drafted two year veteran and an undrafted rookie. Yay. Tom Cable has met with Al Davis to discuss allegations that he’s a woman beater. He admits that he hit his first wife with an open hand, but claims that it was the only time he was ever inappropriate with a woman.
- Now that's a face you can trust. No not the creepy dude on the inset, he's the one who got KTFO.
NBA: Ron Artest and Trevor Ariza, the two guys who were traded for each other, traded last minute 3′s to put the Rockets/Lakers game in OT. Kobe put up 41 points as the Lakers won 103-102. Tim Donaghy, the disgraced former NBA ref, is now out of prison. He’s still trying to get a tell all book that suggests NBA refs are crooked published, but he’s facing some issues. He now plans on getting a job in either sales or marketing. Crooked lying shitnozzle, yeah marketing/sales seem’s like a good place for him to be. He’ll fit right in. Side note for Berstreet, the Celtics won last night to be the last remaining undefeated team.
NHL:
Well, I’m kind of lazy this morning so I give you that. It’s got a couple good hits, a fight, some big saves and a shootout. Oh yeah, and it’s got some good old fashioned Ohio failure.
Soccer: Sir Alex Ferguson, though manager of the reigning champion Man United, believes that Chelsea under new manager Carlo Ancelotti, is the team to beat in the EPL. Liverpool’s mangager, Rafael Benitez, has admitted that in order to advance in the Champions League, his team will need a minor miracle.
College Football: After Florida coach, Urban Meyer, gave star LB, Brandon Spikes, a measly half game suspension for a nationally televised eye gouge, Spikes has given himself a full game suspension
The WAC has hired a PR firm to try and help Boise State with its push to get into a BCS bowl.
Fanbase on Suicide Watch: Anyone who lives with or is friends with a Yankee fan. Suggested method is dipping your heaad into a jug of Hydrofluoric Acid.
Gratuitous Semi-Naked Athlete:
- She's married to Andy Roddick. It totally counts.
MLB: The Yankees won the World Series.
- Arod thinks he's a centaur eh?
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