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Thursday February 9th 2012

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Shawne Merriman Called his Boys: The Black Community.
Shawne Merriman Called his Boys: The Black Community.

Alright this is going to be a short post because I was in the middle of searching my favorite porn site (XVideos) and I came across this video. If you didn’t know, I follow Tila Tequila on Twitter. As well as Shawne Merriman and Chad Ochocinco who all went into a triangle of love/Jerry Springer-like saga one day. And then as of recently, Tila Tequila apparently exploded on her U-Stream. Speaking of which, I bet she’s had more guys explode in her than Israel.

So to make a long story short. Logic was looking at porn and came across the very-NSFW video of her imploding (would be the correct term) and talking about Shawne Merriman having sex with minors after forcing them to take drugs which may or may not be extremely sexy. It all depends on the area because from what we gathered at Last Call the other day, in Alberta, Canada the legal age could possibly be 14. That means I could’ve married Miley for her money and then dumped her and ran away with Selena Gomez 3 years ago. I’m so behind schedule!

And since I’m terrible with this whole HTML thing and copying and pasting is too hard for me, I’ll just give you the very NSFW URL. It’s just as easy!

p.s. If you hate Tila, watching the video is worth it just to see her fall off the back of a chair during a sexy dance at the 2:45 mark.

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