Hey all. Logic here. Sorry for the lack of writing. I know, you have been just miserable without me. Maybe you should get a hobby? I don’t know. You COULD use to lose a little weight too. Hitting the gym might help. Just saying…
Top Performers:
Kurt Warner- Had 261 yards and 5 touchdowns this week in a spanking over Chicago for Rob.
Ray Rice- Had a decent day 120+ total yards and 1 TD gave him 19 points for Punter and Brandon.
Greg Olsen- Doktakra started this man mountain who had 3 touchdowns from bad boy quarterback Jay Cutler. He also hurt Berstreet’s team. Is it weird that I know other people’s teams better than my own? Whatever. I’m dedicated.
Larry Fitzgerald- 123 yards and two scores. Fitz is a common player on Gimp’s team in this league. I have him in my money league. And Berstreet has him on her team. But that’s not the only thing we have in common. The other? Herpes.
Mike Sims-Walker- The fantasy breakout performance of the year goes to…MSW no doubt. Bucholtz, started him and MSW got him 20 points for the day.
Michael Turner- 166 yards rushing and 2 TDs gave Logic a nice week and 30 points.
Randy Moss- 147 yards and 1 touchdown plus 1 two point conversion was a nice start for Rob.
Frank Gore- 158 total yards and a score totaled to be 21 points for Flubby.
DeAngelo Williams and Joseph Addai had good weeks for Max. 161 total yards and 2 tds for Williams and 112 total yards and 2 tds for Addai.
Chris Johnson- 160 total yards and 2 TDs. This guy is on fire. It’s weird that the Titans can’t win a game with arguably the best runningback in the league. Imagine if he was still returning kicks?
Bad Starts
DeSean Jackson- He is totally killing Dok. Dok never knows when to start him and when to sit him and Jackson seems very unstable? Are fantasy player unstable? Or is that just molecules. Let’s move on.
Chicago’s Defense- I started these fucks and they gave me -1 points against Arizona. How weak is that?
Willie Parker- I guess he was MIA in the Pitt v. Denver game and Rob had him starting. It sucks for Parker owners because Mendenhall is having a break out year and isn’t looking to slow up anytime soon.
Willis McGahee- I predicted Willis McGahee would be good this year. He was awesome through the first 4 games. If you haven’t dropped him yet…DROP HIM. James Brown doesn’t check his team so I expect this from a guy like him.
Clinton Portis- You can’t predict injury. But still, he got .40 points for James Brown.
Bad Sits
Laurence Maroney- 87 yards and 1 TD was his stats for Bucholtz’s bench. Maroney is getting all the carries over in NE with the Fred Taylor injury. I’d be basking in the greatness he’s had in the last 3-5 weeks. I’m too lazy to check his actual stats.
Well that is everything that caught my eye. I have to go now and write a anniversary card for my girlfriend. I just hope it doesn’t come complete with rape jokes and spelling errors like my blogging. Or maybe that’s how I got the little lady smitten in the first place? I might be a genius. Hey, did I tell you about Alcomall?!?
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More like you haven’t checked me checking my team. I dropped McGahee a long time ago.
Oh, and Portis is my can’t drop player, FML.
To be fair, I got caught with Westbrook in my starting lineup and the only chance I had was hoping for anarchy and Willie Parker getting some garbage carries sor something.
Fuck Brian Westbrook.