F(*)(*)k ‘em Up Friday: Short & Sexy Edition

Fuck ‘em Up Friday is a weekly post that occurs -  you guessed it – every Friday. Bringing you some of the best knockouts, submissions, and knockers that the inter-webs have to offer. It’s basically my way of glorifying violence, as well as giving in to the urges of my pre-pubescent inner child. Yeah, that’s how I roll.

Oh it seems like forever since I last posted some F(*)(*)k ‘em Up awesomeness. Stupid holidays. But allow me to unveil this week’s extremely sexy, and also extremely short post involving the likes of a head kick knockout…And boobies of course.

The only shots I recommend taking to the face come in liquid form, ie kamakazis, vodka, Jager. Not that blocking a shot with your face isn’t effective, it’s just that if you’re looking to win a match or maintain what limited brain functioning you have left I wouldn’t recommend blocking a kick or a punch with your face. That is unless you have a chin made of stone, then by all means block away. Just try to remember that when you’re in your mid to late 30s and can’t seem to remember your name, where you last left your car keys, or even how to tie your own shoe laces.

Yay trauma induced dementia – your brain and body’s way of saying “Fuck you” for not taking care of them.

Commence silicone infused goodness!

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