- Yes Please
Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, on crystal meth and LSD. Instead of just posting random links, its a place for you to come and hang out with fellow minded sports fans, alchoholics and amateur comedians. Stop by and tell us a joke, bitch about your local sports team or just spout off about that time when your tried that thing you wanted to try just the once. You know what time I’m talking about.
Before I get to anything today, there’s two bits of news. As you may have guessed, it’s 2 Yellows birthday. So give the Englishman some cheers and mayhaps offer him a warm beer. On a much sadder note, Berstreet is leaving us. No, not to that KG sex room up in the sky, but just for her own personal reasons. Perhaps she’ll still be around once in a while and we can always stalk her on Twitter.
Musical Interlude:
Linkage:
EDSBS: The College Football Weekend in graphs. Isn’t math fun. Also, Ndamukon Suh’s first name means “House of Spears.” Fucking awesome.
SB Nation: As I’ve said before, Spencer’s The Alphabetical, is a must read every week.
Avoiding The Drop: An updated look at the scenarios for advancing in the Champions League.
Warming Glow: The Kids In the Hall are returning with a new series. Don’t know who they are, well then go fist yourself. Fisting is all the rage these days.
Low Posts: Mark Madsen: Hurting Through Time. If only they weren’t a basketball site…. I kid, I kid.
Sportress of Blogitude: Oh, of course. When Ron Artest spoke out about his drinking, it was all for the kids.
Daddys Sugar Ball: The weekend that was, couples edition.
With Leather: More of Tiger’s mistresses come **Sunglasses** out of the wood’s. YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Purple Jesus Diaries: Week 13 recap, or how to get kicked in the Testicles.
For The Lads:
- If she's a threat, I'll take that threat every day.
For The Ladies:
- RAWWRR
For 2 Yellows:
- Yes Please
For The Mathletes:
Bonus Song:
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I wish I could automatically subscribe all those Twitterbots to our RSS feeds….
Huh? My brain hasn’t quite clicked on yet
The auto-sign on the ends of your articles, about signing up for RSS feeds. I was musing about returning the favor – if the bots follow us, perhaps we should repay them with fabulous content to browse!!!
Interesting, Interesting. Maybe there’s a plugin somewhere?
“Also, Ndamukong Suh’s first name means “House of Spears.” Fucking awesome.”
Yes, it is awesome, and as a certified Husker homer, he’s the baddest man alive. That Venn diagram was spot on. Also, fuck you Texas. Secretly, I’m hoping he goes to the Lions for some reason, because I think he’ll turn that team into something fucking awesome, and then I can watch him a lot as a pro too. I wouldn’t even care if he mass murdered the Vikings.
It’s possible he gets there, but I think that unless it’s a team that really wants Clausen, Suh is going first overall. He better win the fucking Heisman.
Thanks Gally. You sure know how to brighten a day. I sat in class from 9:30-5:30 save an hour – and it was dark when I finished. I’m not really complaining about the class time so much as the dark when I finished – but I guess you must have that being further north and all.
Well you’re welcome Semper.It’s 5 here, and its dark. Not middle of the night dark, but need lights to drive dark
In honor of my birthday, Ed Reed has declined to play tonight. Not really, but it’s on telly right now, so…yeah. Berstreet leaving displeases me. I will now bash my leg into the wall repeatedly.
I’m a little displeased as well. I hope the music and lady selection was on par for a matter of this magnitude.
Absolutely. You do fine work, brother.
2Y – I hope the birthday went well and you’re settling down to enjoy some Fuller’s, or John Smith’s or whatever it is you drink.
It’s actually Crown Royal and ginger ale tonight, but thanks much, my friend.
Crown is not my friend. The first and last time I drank it, I vomited all over myself.
Oh, and since I’m in a garrulous mood, here’s a TOTALLY NSFW link to pics of Tiger’s supposed pornstar/hookup:
http://tinyurl.com/ycqpfg3
Wow. That filly’s been, as they say out West, “Rode hard and put up wet”.
Well, she’s in the “business” so I think that look is more normal for her than it would be for a normal girl.
Definitely. And I’m not faulting Tiger, either. Well, just for one thing, actually – being married. Dumbass, if you’re that rich, don’t get married (for dozens of reasons, not the first of which is dozens of women. duh.)
\yeah, i’m a pig. so sue me. wait, i’ll save you the trouble, here’s a dime.
On the topic of sending links, I can’t really match up. I did, however, stumble across this site. I am to find an iconic photo for class tomorrow just to go over how we would analyse it in a high-school class. I stumbled across this blog, it’s pretty cool.
http://iconicphotos.wordpress.com/
Nice find
Well, hopefully it’ll pick up in here in a little bit, but I gotta run for a little bit. I must pick up beer and food before MNF. I shall return shortly
I want the Colts and Saints to go undefeated, stay undefeated through the playoffs, and then meet in the Super Bowl. Why? Because it will finally make Archie Manning’s head pop off like a champagne cork.
Bwahahahaaaaa! It’d be funniest if the SB could end in a tie, but oh well.
Why did you make Berstreet go away? Dammit.
/for the record, I typed that as first Berstreet, then Ber, then Amber, then settled on Berstreet. It’s the part of the interwebs that I hate the most.
//also, bloginwi.com is now “live”, as in 3 posts, and looking for more on Wednesday. Yes, I’m aware of the generic look, and that’s what I was going for.
I would never do anything to make her want to leave. Ultimate sad face going on over here.
If you say so. Though, I’ll never trust a Canadian, I’ll take your word for it here.
/nah, I believe you for reals.
//still don’t trust Canadians. But only because they’re too nice.
they make great cold weather gear, though.
Me too, anyone that creates and can withstand a sport as boring as hockey has to have something wrong with them.
Woah hey now. Back the fuck up. Boring? I think not. Best sport on HD
Boring is an understatement, the only time it’s watchable is while someones fighting and most of them are pussies and don’t fight.
Friends off. I’m sorry Pittsburgh was shitty in your formative years. The Penguins are now very exciting. Plus hockey has great goals, big hits, fights and amazing saves. Plus it’s fast and doesn’t stop for TV timeouts everytime possesion changes. Go to a game with your student discount and tell me it’s not exciting.
I wasn’t in Pittsburgh then, i was in Philly. They put me to sleep every night when i was younger. I did try to go one time and they ran out of the 20$ tickets and were trying to charge us 80$(this was three years ago before most of the bandwagon fans). No way. I can go to basketball games anytime for free and pirates games for basically free. They show them in the bars and i’ve found ways to successfully ignore them. The one time i looked up the last time was during a fight.
I was tempted to “first!” it.
I may have a problem. I read that as “fist it”.
And now I’m watching a Paul Frees special: Santa Claus is Coming to Town. Paul has to be in my top 5 favorite voice artists ever – above Mel Blanc, actually.
AI+Sixers=Sixers Winning
Believe it or not I think this whole experience changed him. I saw a picture on espn.com of him signing autographs. He NEVER does that. I heard a story from my friend years ago that they saw him in the mall and there were 2 people that wanted his autograph and he wouldn’t sign for them. I’m so glad he’s back.
Speaking of, what day should I look for my AI post?
I have one up on the blog I do most of my writing for.
http://panthersportsnetwork.blogspot.com/2009/12/iverson-returns.html
Let me just say that Veetle = Awesome.
I still don’t have the channel I need to watch MNF, so I need to resort to watching it online.
veetle? was ist?
It’s a program for watching video over the internets. I think it might use a bunch of bandwidth, but it’s way better quality than other feeds I’ve checked out.
I’m watching the game off of myp2p.eu – and then Veetle is the video player that I’m using.
ah. with all the odd new electronics and stuff (and me being hopelessly out of touch in that regard), i wasn’t sure if it was some new tv gadget.
How do you not have TSN in the Toronto area?
I could go for the Driver/Rodgers combo to put up 40 points tonight. I really could.
See, serendipity in opposite tonight. I need Driver to be shhhhhh.
So… I *think* I fixed the comment thing on the new blog.
Welcome back, OV!
OV as in Ovie? We used to have a beer up here in Canada called OV
I hope Caps fans are purchasing it in droves via the Internet.
I actually still think it exists. I’ll look for I and let you know.
Evening, folks.
Why the hell did you run Berstreet off? Your Minnesotan quotient is dangerously underrepresented now.
The pretty girls always figure it out eventually. At least that’s always been the case with me.
Heh. You’re stuck with me, gang!
\head for the nearest exit in an orderly fashion, don’t panic, no need to stampede…
Ah, we still love ya.
Hey don’t look at me. As far as I know, it was her own personal choice. I’d love to have her around more often.
That was a nice punt by Rodgers there. Pinned them at the 8
Bill Stull has perfected the deep interception. Rodgers is merely imitating him.
Haha
Wild-Yotes seems to have all the makings of a 3-period nap.
That’s no good.
Nope. Phoenix is trying to set up a fence on the blue line and absorb all the Wild attacks, and maybe letting one player at a time into the attacking zone. I never realized how boring Jacques Lemaire-style hockey was when it was being played by my team.
Yeah well teams have realized it’s not football. You can’t win with that suffocating ground game.
Hey gally I liked your nerd fight on Reddit. Awesome.
I haven’t checked IF he repnded to me putting him in his place, but I’m probably banned from Reddit right now.
The guy was totally wrong. There was a source link and the video that was embedded was the same one he linked to.
Yeah and him claiming that embedding a video is stealing the content is bullshit. Fuck that guy, the video itself was “stolen” from the Brazillian TV station.
I just saw the Heisman list. I know I don’t watch much ACC, but Spiller had an impressive season, didn’t he?
I’m impressed that Suh made it.
Mark my words. Dion is there next year. But year Spiller deserved it. I also think Nesbit did too. To run the ball 20-30 times a game is tough, but to do it and play QB as well…he deserves to be there.
Fuck, Suh won’t, but he should win. Fuck McCoy.
Do we think Gruden and Jaws yell at this same volume over drinks in the hotel lobby bar after the games?
They always keep it at 11.
Only because someone hasn’t invented a 12 yet.
I’m working on my C.V. right now and I’m using some powerpoint notes as a guide.
Let me just say, I fucking hate transitions. I probably hate them more than the hype about Tebow (I don’t actually hate Tebow, the hype really isn’t his fault, but the media doesn’t get to wax about a white QB who can also run very often). I want to see the information in this powerpoint – I don’t want to wait while the slide fucking spins around, the text shoots onto the page one line at a time, or anything like that.
I’ve always thought that the more animations a pp has, the more its author is trying to cover up the fact that they don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about.
It’s only halftime, you guys better still be around!
I need BJ Novak to put up 28 more points and pull the upset of the century. Happening?
I is still here. Where else am I supposed to go?
Excellent. And how are we tonight?
Not bad, I’m enjoying the fact that the stove has it 75 degrees in here, yet it’s 35 outside. How you doin’ yourself?
Damn, it’s -12 here. Your temp guage.
I’m still here muffin, I need Rodgers/Driver to put up 23-30 points to win.
i can agree to that!
Now that you ran off berstreet, this blog is going to blow…the opinions are non existent, and there’s not much you can’t get elsewhere :(
Oh, and she was the best promoter you guys had
Hey we didn’t run of Berstreet. She left of her own valition. Oh and I have an opinion for you, you’re an idiot. Now go fuck yourself in the urethra with a rusty nail. Then sleep with a syphillitic leper and snort a rail of anthrax. When that’s done, dip your genitals in hydrofluoric acid and step in front of a steamroller.
Why does the family always have to split up on the holidays :(
/runs in the corner and cries.
I know… just wait until she takes you aside and says you need to be the “mommy” of the group now.
My, how subtle!
Hey, he’s ber’s friend or brother. I don’t remember which. But if he’s going to come in here and say we pushed her out, and that she’s the only one who added any value to this site, well he can go fuck himself in the anus with a stop sign. I’ve read all his comments here on the site. He doesn’t add anything worth reading so I hope he dies in an ice storm on Hoth. Fuck that motherfucker.
As long as he keeps clicking our site a few times of day with that little bird contraption i spoke of the last time i told our readers to die.
That and keeping his pigfucker mouth shut.
Heh. Remind me not to anger you. ;)
Ah shucks, you could never anger me. Not without really trying anyways.
Last night the Packers played the Ravens. Joe Flacco threw 3 interceptions. It was Monday Night Football. John Gruden is a pretty man.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY MY POST GUYS.
-Love,
Gally
Fail. Gally never signs his posts “Love, Gally.”
It would have been more believable if you said, “xoxo Gally”
Where’s that dirty bastard 2 Old Yellas. Happy Birthday!
I need about 16 more runs like that from R2.
Congrats on one more trip around the sun, 2Y’s. I hope it was worth it.
/pisses on ficus
/starts grease fire in the kitchen
/knocks over wooden indian
/keys everybody’s car
Back off the ficus Socks. I called dibs a while back.
jokes on you, I don’t have a car. By the way, making your name site link to Lemon Party is downright evil. Why not just make it meatspin?
Snap, Gally. That’s cold. It’s -9 (Canadian) or somewhere in the ‘teens (their temp gauge) here. I did go out for a run earlier tonight, and felt a sense of accomplishment. I didn’t have my high viz vest with me the past few weeks, so that was my excuse.
for not running the past couple weeks, ’cause I couldn’t go out and back before it was becoming dangerous to be on country roads, where drivers never expect to see anyone.
-
On another note, Green Bay is all over the Baltimer receivers on this drive.
“in the teens” seems to be the story of my life…
For you semper, it’s -24 here, plus wind.
Testing…
Sorry man, your email address threw the spam filter off.
/shits in your spam filter
/Ray Lewis dances over said shit
I think you’re underestimating Ray Lewis’ hatred of the spam filter.
That was a shitty fucking interception fuck you fucking green gay
Stupid Willis Fucking McGahee. I was another demolition of his knee upon him.
*wish
i’m tired.
Time for my geritol, folks. I’ll see ya tomnorrow.
Is that a type of motor oil?
Yeah it’s heart lube for old folks.
Alright all, I’m done for the night. Not nearly as productive as I wanted to be, but I guess c.v.s are one of those things that take longer than hoped.
Gally, you can keep your minus 20 something. I won’t mind waiting until January for that weather.
I’m out too. I have a sick post coming soon. Did I tell you I was raped?
Well I’m still here if anyone’s wondering.
At this very moment my one dog is beating the shit out of my other dog. I’m too lazy to get up off the chair to stop this shenanigan, but I’m rooting for submissive dog (who is bigger and stronger) to realize his strength and whoop some ass.
Fight’s over. Bigger dog didn’t win. Some day he will figure it out.
Is the bigger one getting old? Sometimes they do that when they get old, just let the young feller have his day without expending too much energy
I’m still here as well.