Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on LSD and PCP. Instead of just posting random links, its a place for you to come and hang out with fellow minded sports fans, alchoholics and amateur comedians. Stop by and tell us a joke, bitch about your local sports team or just spout off about that time Santa left that coal in your stocking.
Musical Interlude:
For the Fellas:
For the Ladies:
- Rawwwr
For the Mathletes:
Bonus Song:
*I have no idea if that’s spelled right, and I’m far too lazy to look it up.
*annnnddddd scene
Hi there. Logic here. Just with a quick little update for all of you last callers. Currently, me and Gimp have a bet going on for our Sports Blogger Fantasy Football Consolation Game for 5th place. He is currently up 108.52 to my 105.46. I have Hakeem Nicks from my very own New York Football Giants and Gimp has no one left. The Vikings game did no good for either of us, me having the Vikes D (4 points) and him having Longwell (0 points) in what should have been a massacre of the Panthers.
Oh, did we mention that the loser of this bet has to eat a tub of Chicken Fat?
- C'monnnn Hakeem Nicks. Oh God, I'm Gonna Puke So Hard.
So, Gimp is drunk right now and just PING!’d me “Fuck u face”. So he is in the mood for competition. Me, on the other hand have to get some links for people to party with! So here ya go:
This is less shameless self promotion than it is help on my list of Dead People in 2009.
Since I don’t know how to embed videos yet and I was just recently promoted on the blog to edit posts, I won’t even try it. But this guy starts an awesome dance party and I don’t care if you’ve seen it before.
I heard this was about an acid trip, it’s also old (Drinkin’ Out of Cups) but next to the dance party guy on my YouTube Favorites.
Next on my favorites, The Best of Bas! (set to Big Pun for double awesomeness)
The usual Lucy Pinder (HIGHLY NSFW) link from Logic
An imitation of Gimp after his schmaltz.
And to keep it all sports related, here is a great boxing match (LOL J/K!)
Nod to Gorillamask for the Links.
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*blorf* What the fuck are you trying to do, kill the three of us fems that remain?
\can’t help it, I’m laughing my fool head off over here.
Good thing I’m more of a mathlete than a lady.
This news absolutely cannot be shocking to anyone.
Hey how’s it going? I guess your excited about your basketball team. I know i’m not.
I’m just curious how Gally ‘finds’ these pictures.
I think he has a whole folder full of half naked hirsute men.
Based on previous selections, I agree with you, AA. Whe he busts our Jamie Farr and/or Robin Williams, we’ll have our proof.
\dry heaves
What’s that? Robin Williams you say? And it shall be so.
I know I do.
What skill Sculptor has with finding the last call ladies, I have with finding shirtless men in varying degrees of hirsuitness.
Sorry about the links, but m currently on the greyhound and it’s nt as easy to edit HTML with the iPhone as one would think. Logic will throw some up when he gets home.
Ugh. What movie is that from? So that I don’t accidentally watch it…
Is it just me or is it odd that there’s a lady on the bus skinning avocado’s and eating them like a peach?
I’m getting fat on fruitcake and rum & coke. What? I think it’s a grand dinner!
where did everyone go?
It appears there wasn’t many here to start with. Maybe ove at KSK for the liveblog.
Ah. I never feel like I fit in over there. I’ll just stay in my corner over here and drink, if it’s okay with you. I promise to leave the Ficus alone. Logic and Gimp both scare me.
MWAHAHA!
I’m still here. It appears although no one else is tho.
I was admiring the picture you provided us fellas, but I just now noticed something…is she pinching a loaf? Something appears to be sticking out of her ass. It also might be a brown corn-on-the-cob or hand grenade, I can’t tell.
well, part of it is her other leg. it’s the grenade part i’m not sure about.
Daddy is here now.
Eeep!
Nothing like the greyhound to turn ~200 miles into 5.5 hours. I wish I was fat so I’d have some padding from these seats.
Yeah i went on a 12 hour each way bus trip two years ago…never again.
Oh good christ. couldn’t rent a car or something? and no, you don’t really want to be fat. TRUST ME on this one.
It was sort of a school trip. I also can’t rent a car unless it’s Florida.
what are you, 13? or do you have more than 4 points on your license?
You have to be 25 (in PA), some states it’s 21 (Florida), but then they charge you 30$ a day extra.
Daddy needs 10 more yards.
108.52 to 107.56
who’s drinking the fatshake?
As of right now, still me.
So they are are saying Yankees possibly getting Harang or Big Z. Who would you take?
Ooooh, i’d want them to get the big Z. mostly because i’m in the NYC tv market, and the bitchfest would be EPIC.
Yeah, I said I wanted Harang for that reason. My friend has Zambrano in Cooperstown already. Says he is top 10 pitcher in the league
If i was the Yankees i’d take Z, but Harang would be interesting bc he’d give up 50 homers in that park.
As a Cubs fan, I would be thrilled if someone took that overpaid choke-artist. The only thing I’d miss him for is his bat.
Actual sighting today:
A doofus driving a maroon Impreza wagon with tinted windows
AND
a personalized license plate that read: HAMRTYM.
maybe it was actually Hammer?
dammit, and you without a camera!
NICKS FTW
111.86 – 108.52, Logic is up. No fumbles would ensure a victory.
so, does the winner get to dictate in what form the schmaltz is consumed?
I don’t think the terms were ever brought up.
Since nobody answered your question, the movie was “Zardoz.”
And I dare any of the big talkers to mock Big Tam to his face over his Deney Terrio-like fashion sense.
If you’re the Redskins, you’re down 24-0 and 4-9. Why even bother with Todd Collins? See what Colt Brennan’s got. Most likely it’s nothing but you never know.
He’s on IR.
Ok nevermind. Chase Daniel then? I’m not in tune with the Redskins stable of QB’s. I don’t really give a shit though. They can just embarrassing themselves.
&10 to any video involving the Swedish Chef or Stadler and Waldorf. Since they’re in the same video, exponents come into play.
this from the guy that finds “Techno Chicken”? I’m still laughing about that, btw.
Apparently, by their performance, everyone is begging Bruce Allen not to bring them back next year. I’m not sure I blame them.
By the way, the Skins 3rd string QB is some dude named Richard Bartel. Whoever he is.
Apparently he went to Tarleton State.
Huh, that’s not really that helpful.
If you could pay a fee to punch a tv personality in the face, how much would you pay, and who would you punch? let’s assume the money goes to a charity, rather than the punchee…
I’ll go first. I’d pay up to 500 USD to punch Chris Berman in the face. Close seconds would be Joe Buck, Tim McCarver, Troy Aikeman, and Joe Morgan.
I would sell all my worldly goods for the opportunity to punch Rachael Ray.
Oooh. I may just change my mind. That’s awesome (but I think you’re willing to pay a bit too much).
Hmmm this is a toughy. I’m just trying to pick 1 and it’s oh so very hard. I think if it was one tv personality, it’d probably be Troy Aikman because whenever it’s cold out, Joe Buck wears gloves and Aikman doesn’t to show off his Super Bowl ring
yeah i know. it’s season dependent. when you’ve got buck/mccarver in your face, they’re all you can think about killing. now that it’s buck/aikman, and collinsworth, gruden, ian eagle, and all these other douchetards, it’s tough to pick a penultimate target.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z64xsbJSdK8. Jason Segal is not my choice. Don Cherry on the other hand.
Not much and either Doug Goetlibb or Jay Williams.
and oy do these redskins suck. maybe worse than the brow…HAHAHAA no, i couldn’t say that with a straight face.
It’s like they wanted to personally validate all my columns for America. If only America cared.
I care, good sir.
I’m quite enjoying this night, thank you very much! Except Gimp keeps texting me to get AIDs
mega frownies :((((((
where the fuck is he? he should be here suffering for our amusement!
He is very drunk right now, I can tell you that. (he has Bradshaw on his bench hehe shhhh)
Gimp said he is just going to eat the chicken guts from the can and pray for a quick death
whoa doggie. when did it escalate to guts? wasn’t it just schmaltz (fat)?
I thought it was all the same
Today ruled.
GO CATS!
What do we think – three ejections, or four?
What was it, none?
p.s. I told Gimp to talk to you about preparation. But don’t make it too delicious!
hahaha. okay, i’ll keep that in mind, if he does actually ask me. between hubby’s family and my cookbook collection, i’m sure i can find something uh, interesting.
Ok, I’m the only host left and I’m leaving but all you clowns are aloud to stay as late as you want, just lock up when you’re done. I have work at 6AM and can’t stop having orgasms between the chickenfatbowl2k9 and the Giants still in the playoffs. Good night!