Can we all agree that “Under Construction” is the best album ever?
This story would have surfaced much quicker, but the tabloids seem to have been wasting their time on all the other victims of the Tiger Attacks. People fail to realize that I am from Long Island, New York. If you don’t know the golf significance of that, here you go (exact distance from my favorite bar to Bethpage Black). I just want you to know, that I went to the US Open in 2009, but that is almost irrelevant. It was the after party that got hectic. Where I was raped by Tiger Woods…
Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, on crystal meth and LSD. Instead of just posting random links, its a place for you to come and hang out with fellow minded sports fans, alchoholics and amateur comedians. Stop by and tell us a joke, bitch about your local sports team or just spout off about that time when your tried that thing you wanted to try just the once. You know what time I’m talking about.
Before I get to anything today, there’s two bits of news. As you may have guessed, it’s 2 Yellows birthday. So give the Englishman some cheers and mayhaps offer him a warm beer. On a much sadder note, Berstreet is leaving us. No, not to that KG sex room up in the sky, but just for her own personal reasons. Perhaps she’ll still be around once in a while and we can always stalk her on Twitter.
Nikki Hunter from NY's Lingerie Football League team
As you know, I’ve been on a hiatus until I took the LSAT. I used this as a studying technique because I have no self-control and usually when on my computer, I’m drinking something I shouldn’t. A lot has happened in the sporting world during my break from blogging. For instance, a particular golfer got caught using all of my moves (ex: ambien sex, the line ” I will work you”). Not cool, Tiger. I almost had my sister say she slept with Tiger Woods because at this point, he doesn’t even know who he’s paying off. Plus, if he was chillen with Jeter….he probably de-pants’d thousands of women. Anywho, there also has been much more news. More relevant to Logic as well. So in order to address all of these headlines equally and offer my solutions, I decided it would be fitting to get into the Christmas Spirit by offering my List (sorry Jewish Readers).
Oh, Brazil. You have given the world so many great things. Brazilian Ju Jitsu, Brazilian Bikinis, and my personal favorite: the Brazilian wax. Ah, nothing says “I love you” quite like smooth genitalia, but I digress.
How could you possibly raise the bar of awesomeness? What’s that you say, Brazilian bikini roller boxing?
I’m not sure how, and I’m not sure why, but we here at the Gally Blog totally approve of Bikini Roller Boxing. I mean, seriously that takes all sorts of coordination to do something that athletic. And by coordination I mean some nice T & A. And by something athletic I mean turn me on.
Fuck ‘em Up Friday is a weekly post that occurs - you guessed it – every Friday. Bringing you some of the best knockouts, submissions, and knockers that the inter-webs have to offer. It’s basically my way of glorifying violence, as well as giving in to the urges of my pre-pubescent inner child. Yeah, that’s how I roll.
Oh it seems like forever since I last posted some F(*)(*)k ‘em Up awesomeness. Stupid holidays. But allow me to unveil this week’s extremely sexy, and also extremely short post involving the likes of a head kick knockout…And boobies of course.
I always used to think it was extremely hokie when shows like America’s Most Wanted did crime reenactments. The acting was cheesy, the level of production value was on par with those 70s pornos that my dad used to have in his closet, and the special effects looked like something I could make on my computer. Point being reenactments are an eyesore and should never be done. That is unless they’re done in Chinese and have computer generated people to demonstrate what happened. Oh yeah, and have the reenactment be about Tiger Woods and his recent fire hydrant and tree crashing situation and it’s full of win.
Best part besides the entire thing has to be the golf club hanging out the side of the car window.
However, my only complaint is that the computer generated Mrs. Tiger Woods didn’t have bigger cans. I thought Asians were all about computer generated chicks with big bleasts. Disappointment.
