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Thursday February 9th 2012

Sports Blogger Fantasy Football League Weekly Update: Play Off Edition

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Man, that title just didn’t seem to stop. Ok, so Gimp had a semi-update on our fantasy league. I guess as Ernie Anastos says, “Keep fucking that chicken”. I was lucky Gimp didn’t start Ahmed Bradshaw. He was lucky I didn’t want to play the waiver wire and look for a WR because Braylon Edwards would’ve tempted me. Not to mention my RB trouble and Jerome Harrison having his career in a night. Now, for a quick playoff update from our league.

It looks like we have a Canadian Championship! Just like I predicted (/false).

Gally (#1 seed) beat Christmas Ape (#4 seed) 86.27 – 82.17.

Gally scored 86 points right…Aaron Rodgers(37.52) and Dallas Clark  (22.50) scored 59 of those points. Yuck. This game makes me very mad because I was the #5 seed and I had the same record as X-Mas Ape but I lost in the last week of the regular season to Punter and Brandon to force me into a tiebreaker situation with Ape. Ape and I were both at 8-6, he outscored me by 300 points in the regular season. But then again, Ape was the 4 seed and the highest scoring team in the league. So the reason I am mad over this game is because I beat Gimp 111.96 to 108.52. Actually, both of us would’ve advanced if we went with the 6 team playoff.

Gally went with a risky move, starting Pierre Garcon (Ed. Note: Yuck. Colts fan.) and Eddie Royal over Donald Driver and Hines Ward. He is lucky that worked out in his favor. While, on the other end of the match, Ape must be pretty pissed that Drew Brees’ first loss of the season came during the playoffs in fantasy, because he could have started Joe Flacco and got the win. Honestly, I don’t think I would have done that either.

Andrew Bucholtz (#2 seed) defeated PUNTE and Brandon RotU (#3 seed) by a score of 163.12 – 86.20.

This was a shit show. First it started with the MJD show on Thursday night for AB. Then on Saturday, PandB got no help from Devery Henderson and the Saints. Then, Sunday just went downhill. Tom Brady was no help for Punte and Brandon. Meanwhile, in Bucholtz land where all vaginae taste like ale and toilet seats are made of solid gold bullion…the Phil Rivers to Vincent Jackson combination dominated for 45 points. The key to the match up? Yeah, he’s from Cleveland. Joshua Cribbs scored a gigantic 33 points. Punter and Brandon didn’t even have a chance.

Alright so there you have it. It’s Gally v. Bucholtz. #1 v. #2. For all the marbles. Who is the supreme sports blogger? Who can wear the most denim? All these questions will be answered next week…at…THE GALLY BLOG (/echoes)

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