I always used to think it was extremely hokie when shows like America’s Most Wanted did crime reenactments. The acting was cheesy, the level of production value was on par with those 70s pornos that my dad used to have in his closet, and the special effects looked like something I could make on my computer. Point being reenactments are an eyesore and should never be done. That is unless they’re done in Chinese and have computer generated people to demonstrate what happened. Oh yeah, and have the reenactment be about Tiger Woods and his recent fire hydrant and tree crashing situation and it’s full of win.
Best part besides the entire thing has to be the golf club hanging out the side of the car window.
However, my only complaint is that the computer generated Mrs. Tiger Woods didn’t have bigger cans. I thought Asians were all about computer generated chicks with big bleasts. Disappointment.
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