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Tuesday May 22nd 2012

Dwight Freeney Wishes You Had. More Time.

I have no idea how new this video is. One of our former writers pointed it out to me last night, but all that means is that it came out in the last 20 years or so. I hadn’t seen it before, so I’m sharing it with y’all.

The video is essentially an ad for Pro Tect Management, who as the name might imply, is a management firm for NFL players. The video showcases some of their stars clients; Dwight Freeney, Terell Suggs, Keith Bullock, and Antonio Cromartie. The video shows these athletes training at some of Pro Tect’s facilities and it’s a little impressive.

I don’t now about you, but my idea of fun does not include running up a sandy hill carrying weight. I would do it more often, but I’m bothered by the prospect of getting sand in my vagina. It’s sensitive you see.

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