Alright, I NEVER post about Hockey and with the NFL Draft and Fantasy Baseball coming up, I probably never will again. So here it goes. Ok, so what we have here is an Islander by the name of…(/looks up name) Jack Hillen. Well, Mr. Hillen and the Islanders were playing the (/checks source) Washington Capitals and they have the best player in the world. Or at least the highest paid/ugliest player. I know that much. (/checks spelling) Alexander Ovechkin.
Well, Hillen decided it might be a good idea to try to stop Ovechkin’s slapshot. Like any normal hockey player. Except, Hillen decided to stop it…WITH HIS MOUTH! AHHHH!
Kudos, to Hillen’s head for not shattering into quarks because that shot looked hard. It broke his jaw and he’s out 6-8 weeks. I’ve broken my jaw once. It’s miserable, I lost 17 lbs in 3 weeks of smoothies. Except I got hit with brass knuckles at a bar. I’ve never gotten hit with a hockey puck but it looks bad. It looks worse than a baseball. I’ve been hit with lacrosse balls tons of times and they are solid rubber. In Division II the shots from an attackmen got up to about 88-92 MPH. I don’t know what that is in Europetalk but it’s pretty fast in America. Well, anyway, I got hit in the inner thigh once and I would’ve sworn it was going to hit me in the nuts. I didn’t get hit in the nuts and then I blacked out. It was crazy. So actually, I’m tougher than any hockey player. Good story right?
(wink and gunfingaz to PUNTE)
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