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Jared Allen is a dirty player spearchucker. What? Why are you looking at me like that. Come on, I can’t read your mind. Oh nothing’s wrong? Then why are you yelling at me? Oh, that’s what spearchucker means. Oops.

Besides being a fierce NFL pass rusher who can’t defend the run, Jared Allen is an avid hunter. He hunts bears, elk and an assortment of other game during the NFL offseason. He’s quite fond of hunting with the bow and arrow, but this time he takes to the spear. Yeah he kills that elk with one strike from a metal spear.

So the lesson learned today kiddies is, stay away from Jared Allen. And ixnay on the irtyday pearchuckerpay.

Thanks to Ben Gibbs

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