Last Call
via. Fuck Yeah 4chan
Last Call is kind of like that Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes man. Fucking ludes. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s an open forum where you can gather with like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come in grab a beer and relax. Then rant about your local sports team, tell us a joke or regale us with that time you got it in the wrong hole and hijinks ensued.
Hey Guys, I’m new here. Don’t mind me, after all you have to make sure Gimp doesn’t have too much alone time with your White Russians. You might notice they got thicker.
Musical Interlude:
Linkage:
Yahoo Sports: Dan Wetzel proposes that Tony Romo and Brett Favre have apparently switched bodies.
Roger Ebert: Cary Grant would have been 106 today. This is what Ebert wrote on his death in 1986.
New Scientist: A recently found manuscript describes what really happened between Sir Issac Newton and his infamous apple.
Food Court Lunch: Jay Z comes in to drop lyrics for an new song to raise awareness for children with AIDS in Africa. He almost immediately gets fired.
Sporting Madness: An experiment in rethinking NFL coaching.
Style Points: The Monday morning NFL divisional round dish.
Sportress of Blogitude:Sasha Cohen, something something, figure skater, something something.
Purple Jesus Diaries: Divisional game recap: looing like a fool losing.
The Sporting Blog: ESPN is coming to your XBox?
For the Fellas:
You'd have to right? Right?
For the Sculptor and any other female stragglers.
Rawr! I mean, even Gimp would hit that.
Bonus Music Video:
Hey everyone else is posting this stupid video, but I’ll stick with the Steve Porter remix.
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So let me get this straight, OMGFacts got shut down because he posted a link saying MLK spent his last night on Earth having sex with 2 women? I didn’t read the link because it’s not there anymore, but was it really that racist?
Not the first time I’ve heard that. Admittedly the other time was in James Ellroy’s fictional re-imagining of American history, but not the first time I’ve heard that.
Also, who knew James Van Der Beek was so ripped!?
hmmn. You do know that’s Ryan Reynolds right?
Well, that photo is vaguely Van Der Beek-ian.
fair enough
He lived the dream.
/Too much?
nice
Meh that’s nothing, Jared and I would have taken down at least 6 women, all after taking down an elk.
Personified mullet?
Would Brett Favre be slapping Jared’s ass making ‘whoot’ sounds as you’re doing it?
Fuck AND no. That land baron can keep his saggy, wrinkly old balls away from us.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONmEVro8Fog
13 sec. mark.
It has happened before, just sayin’
Yeah but you didn’t see what happened after, when I gave that fucker a good cock punch and Jared hit him with a sock that had an orange in it.
“Rawr! I mean, even Gimp would hit that.”
C’mon, Gimp would hit Dom Deluise.
But yeah, that’s pretty.
I think I joined late to all the Gimp jokes. All I know is you don’t want to leave Gimp around your plants because he’d piss in them. I have no idea where all this came from though.
With Gimp, the words to note are “sexual” and “perversion”. Also, avoid anything cream/creme based. Look at his avatar, that should explain most things…
\don’t look at me like that, Gimp, you know I’m right. Plus, I have that whip you wanted…
just looked at it close-up. Has a thing for fishnets does he?
he’s got a thing for all kinds of things
It appears that the new Spoon album is going to be $4 on Amazon tomorrow. Fuck yeah!
I don’t know a lot of Spoon, but I do highly enjoy this video
The world would be a better place if a dude in a lab coat walked around playing that song on a boombox.
If I had the money to skip work, I’d do it
Love it.
What up homies? Look at this shit:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/8463333.stm
ht:EDSBS
Holy balls
Really? That’s less than a bottle of vodka a week.
Or am I just a raging alcoholic?
Hey Gally, I don’t wanna tell you how to run your shit, but is it possible to get a time stamp on the comments?
I’m still trying to figure out how to write that piece of code. I may have to borrow it from the Pub or somewhere, as this Wordpress theme doesn’t have it as an option.
That’s cool.
It will happen one day though
Meh. We’re trying but we still haven’t beaten the Russkies (their average is 18 litres per person).
Stoners around the world are in mourning:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100118/ap_on_bi_ge/us_obit_taco_bell_founder
No word on whether he’ll be buried in a taco shell…
I don’t care what anyone says, Chelsea Clinton grew up to be a handsome young man.
OH 24, I’ve missed you so much.
Got you beat. We’re watching Fantastic 4 – Rise of the Silver Surfer. Yes, I know it’ll SUCK. But I’m in the mood for a baaaaad movie, and I KNOW I WON’T be disappointed.
Absolutely not. Nope. Jack Bauer, the Jack Sack, Jack Axe, Rack Bauer, Black Bauer (RIP), and all the rest.
I really missed this show.
Jack Bauer won the Indy 500 in a rickshaw pulled by Chuck Norris.
Terrorists dread the day in October that Daylight Savings Time ends. Jack Bauer gets 25 hours in which to kill them.
I am sure that this will not win me any favor here. But I cannot stand 24. I have tried to get into it but cannot. I know that you are supposed to suspend belief for tv, but seriously all this shit is going to happen in a 24 hour period. Can’t do it the rational side of brain will not shut off. Sorry for all those that enjoy it so much.
yeah! Fuck 24! right in the ear!
Hahaha. I don’t watch it either. Never have. And if I’m going to suspend my belief, I want special effects, weird costumes, and bad acting. Oh, wait. Maybe I SHOULD watch!
It does have its ups and downs, but a couple of the seasons have been amazing. And if nothing else it’s like a weely Die Hard. Every week.
It’s the perfect cable movie.
I thought that was Debbie Does Dallas.
537 pints/person does seem like a lot. Factor in those who don’t or shouldn’t be drinking, and all of a sudden you’re looking at an entire country who drink like university students.
I’m not worried, however, they’ve been doing it for centuries and the well hasn’t run dry yet.
or perhaps I should rephrase that to ‘I wonder how much the 18-50 male (as well as the female) range drinks to make up for the rest of the population.’
A bottle of booze a week/person just doesn’t seem like a lot to me I guess. Not now, not when I was 21, probably not when I’ll be 51.
yeah, but it’s not a little bottle, it’s a fifth of Vodka a week. That’s a fair bit
Still doesn’t seem that much to me. Especially if you drink doubles in a tall glass like I do.
haha
Don’t like 24? All y’all are just communists.
This might actually be true, cause I love’s me some Vodka.
And now, last night’s 24 as interpreted by The Smiths: “So axe me, axe me, axe me!”
I guess everyone is off watching 24 or masturbating into socks. I’m off to dinner so I’ll see all you girls later.
Newsflash: It wasn’t an either/or situation.
Renee Walker was back.
Classy