I love Pandora, I wish I didn’t need a work around to have it work in Canada.
Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on LSD, PCP and Ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just posting random links, it’s a place to gather and converse with like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So stop by, grab a beer and tell us a joke, spout off about that local sports team or tell us about that thing you caught Gimp doing that time.
Musical Interlude:
Linkage:
EDGE: NBA Jam makes it triumphant return. Yes that NBA Jam.
EDSBS: Actual compelling reasons to watch tonights shitfest known as the Orange Bowl.
Fan House: Clay Travis presents his reasons why the Seperate but Equal Bowl (Fiesta) proves it’s time for equality.
Steady Burn: Chad OchoCinco or is it Johnson, well anyways he hooked Fireman Ed with a VIP trip to Cincy this weekend for the rematch of the Jets-Bengals game.
Puck Daddy: A preview of tonights World Junior Championship final between USA and Canada. Go Canada.
Warming Glow: Bear Grylls gives himself a guano enema. For the un-informed, guano is bat shit, so yes Bear filled his colon with bat shit. something something Bat Shit Crazy
NJ.com: Allan Sepinwall gives a mid-season TV preview.
For the Fellas:
- Once again, the lovely Kimberly Phillips.
For the Ladies:
- RAWWR
Bonus Song for Sculptor:
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I’m going to be laughing at that picture of Clooney for a very long time.
And thanks for the Mushroom! I haven’t picked up that album yet – might be time for a downloading session.
This is a mind fuck: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laty3vXKRek&feature=player_embedded
I am so fucking here.
aka Where the white bitches at?
Eeeeeeeeeee!
Don’t get racist. I’ll sex a black
Congrats to Randy Johnson (fuck him for that Perfect Game against the Braves), but great career and he did it the right way.
And surviving high school with that mullet/face combination.
And surviving
high schoolwith that mullet/face combination.fixed
God dammit, now we’re back to the place with no time stamps. This is so disorienting.
um. we were here yesterday?
Exactly. AND it makes it seem like Monday all over again. As the Boomtown Rats said (and Tori Amos perfected), “I Don’t Like Mondays”
Tori Amos and Garfield perfected*
To be fair, Garfield HATES Mondays. Semantics.
I’d like the time stamps so you can see how snappy my replies are. I’m like a young Jim Carey, I is.
Unknown and gangly?
I was going to say hilarious and wearing a green mask
I love when it’s -10 outside and I’m working in ~100 degree heat.
/facetiousness.
what is your new job, blacksmith? glassblower? locomotive coal-man?
Chef at a place that is far too slow for my liking.
Oh. I was kinda hoping for “lava-wrangler”. But chef is cool too.
Who’s everyone got in this Iowa game?
GT by 24.
I always knew that this was some bullshit. Now there is some proof.
http://www.cnn.com/2010/HEALTH/01/05/g.spot.sex.women/index.html
anyone who doesn’t believe in the G-spot has never hit it, eh Sculptor?
Pretty much sums it up.
BTW, men have one too.
yeah its called the cock
Ummm, no.
touche
No, seriously! Most guys don’t know about it, and it’s not generally discussed, because guys want to give it to someone in the ass, not get something in theirs.
Go do some research…
no, i’ve seen road trip. it’s called the prostate.
My wife has made mention to this before. Thanks but no thanks. I guess I will just get to go through life unsatisfied. Which I am okay with.
Science is calling shenanigans on this one.
What does science know? Science says there is global warming but Gally is ejaculating icicles, it’s so cold.
Global warming is actually fucking with weather cycles, not just warming up the planet. We’re getting more *extreme* weather – harder rainstorms, stronger winds, unseasonable swings in temperature, all sorts of crap.
Think about it – all the water that used to be locked up in glaciers and the polar ice cap is now in the system…
A tad off. I’ll drop some science on y’all when I get a break.
yeah, i know it’s a bit off. but on the fly, it’s close.
That’s not science. That’s bad survey construction. Also, just because every woman has one doesn’t mean they all react identically to stimulation of it.
Some women, science has shown, are incapable of orgasm from intercourse alone. Same type of effect probably present here.
GT by 24 was the most absurd thing I’ve read in a week, and that was even before the Iowa TD.
agreed
This Rodney Clarke guy doesn’t seem like he should be this good of a basketball player.
This Texas/ARK game is incredible.
Crappy players sniping at each other. It’s as futile as pretending your couch is Kristen Bell, yet almost as funny: http://www.hogshaven.com/2010/1/5/1235899/jason-campbell-clinton-portis
The name Roman Hamrlik is still funny after all these years.
http://hailmaryjane.com/420-flick-angry-hot-chick-destroys-boyfriends-new-ps3/
(via MephJeff —> via Hail Mary Jane)
I would get ugly on this girl
I really wanted her to say, “The fucking dog’s got fucking papers.”
Jeremy Brett FTW. Downey Jr. can blow a goat.
WHOO Randomness!
Hey ball-suckers, just got back from class. I see the score of Iowa-GT and I’m wanting to know what’s been going on. My guess is that Iowa’s D line & O line have been playing like that have been all season and dominating?
Stanzi has throw three touchdown passes.
Georgia Tech’s running game is getting killed, and they have no way to counter it.
Disciplined D line (not over pursuing or whatever you do to counter the option)? Coached by one of the top coaches in the land?
’cause even though I cheer for Penn State, I appreciated the awesomeness of that D line slowly wearing down Clark and having him completely rattled at the end of this season’s game.
BTW – I choose Penn State because my ancestry on my dad’s side is Pennsylvania Dutch, so I reckoned it was a valid choice.
Yeah, Ferentz et al have the defense ready to play. They’ve covered the dive and pitch well every time.
We’ll see what halftime does.
Thanks. Should have gambled. I imagine that Iowa was the dog. Of course, there’s still a lot of football to play.
/cliché
re: earlier conversation I’m catching up on
Global Warming = worst moniker ever.
It may be true, but it just leads to people saying ‘I don’t like the snow.’ and deciding to run their heater or air conditional all day to change the outdoor temp as well.
“were you born in a barn? No? then close the door! You don’t want to air-condition the whole block, do you??”
Wow, full circle conversation!
as in this was discussed last week? I noticed it under the g-spot conversation tonite.
I read about that “study” earlier – it’s rather crap.
Yeah, exactly. weird how stuff like that happens around here. This means that at some point next week, the G-spot will find its way back into discussion.
@Semper
GaTech -5.5 as of last night when I calmly bet Iowa +5.5. And then U51.
Looking good.
how does gambling work in your state? Or does it not matter because it only costs you money (like it has me recently).
When I started gambling I was 18 and that was the year Baltimore won the superbowl. They were money in the bank all season long since everyone underrated them. That was back when I played 3 play parlays at the convenience store (that was the minimum).
Now I just do singles online and I seem to have been getting worse every year – but after a bad week or two I quit until next year.
Actually, thanks to an addictive personality, I only wager Centsports right now. I’ve chosen booze and hookers to be my vices.
keep it that way. I think I’ll pour myself a scotch right now.
That said, http://www.centsports.com is quite fun for no money involved.
I wish they had more prop bets, but it’s minor quibble.
Holy hockey game batman.
No ice?!? I made cookies this afternoon and took them to class (it was my turn on the snack rotation), but failed to check to see if I had ice in the freezer.
/human being FAIL.
cookies don’t have anything to do with ice, but one would figure that if I had enough wherewithal to bake, one would be competent enough to refill an ice tray.
keep the Scotch in the garage then. perfect temperature.
Luke Wilson is beginning to make me wish that he, rather than Owen, had tried suicide, only to succeed.
On a related note, at least I liked Brendan Fraser’s movies (George of the Jungle, Monkeybone, the first Mummy) before he expanded. I’ve never liked anything of Luke Wilson’s.
Oh… wow… that’s not cool.
The only thing I liked Brendan Fraser in were his appearances on Scrubs. And the best part of that? He died in the end.
I will defend George of the Jungle and Monkeybone to anyone. I think they’re hilarious.
Oh, I’ll add “The Mummy” series to that. He’s delightfully goofy.
Tennenbaums, Old School and Bottle Rocket. AND Legally Blonde.
Haven’t seen Tenenbaums or Bottle Rocket. He had no effect on my enjoyment of Legally Blonde. I liked Old School in spite of him. In neither of the last two did he carry the movie, for me. Fraser carried George and Monkeybone.
Congratulations USA. Heck of a hockey game.
Score?
That was meant for you Gally, WJCwhatnot score please?
6-5 over Canada in OT according to Yostal’s FB posting.
Suck it, Canada.
//actually, don’t really mean that since my interest was about 0.
That was an awful pass by Nesbit.
So… I was looking at job posting online and I noticed a posting for teaching gig that starts in mid-April in New Zealand (where I’d kinda like to work – it’d be the start of their 2nd semester). Problem is that I still have 2 weeks of school here. I e-mailed my program head dude here and asked if since I haven’t missed any classes (they keep attendance here and we’re allowed to miss a couple) could I perhaps write my exams early and leave.
Answer:
Emphatic no.
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Now I didn’t have high hopes of getting the job since it’d be really rushed once I get down there and I have little experience, but I was going to apply anyway (and probably still will) and in case stuff started working out, I was hoping that, you know, stuff would work out.
Fuck I hate this place.
Ok folks, I’m slipping out of the Last Call and heading to sleep time. I’ll be on the Twitter until the end of the game.
G’nite folks.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Congratulations Iowa.