Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fuckin ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to gather with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come in, grab a drink and tell us a joke, vent about that local sports team of yours or just regale us with tales that in your non anonymous life would get you arrested. Like that time Logic…
Today’s theme is Chuck, the TV show. Last night was the 2 hour Season 3 Premiere, and tonight is the first airing of the third episode. If you don’t like Chuck, I don’t know if we can be friends anymore.
That friends is the most talented man on Earth. That’s what the YouTube video told me, so it’s obviously true. This guy is the 5 tool player of party tricks. There’s been better parkour videos before. There’s been better skateboarding videos before too. But have you ever seen a guy juggling while skateboarding, or doing wall flips?
When you get to the 2:37 mark, it will even appear that he walks on water. The cynic in you will yell fake, or photo shopped. In reality it’s much simpler. The guy is a secret ninja assassin, and now that we know about him surely we are all about to die. So tell somebody that you love them, or not. Whatever, I don’t have to look out for you.
I’m going to be completely honest here, I don’t like either of these teams. I don’t watch them either. Does that make me unqualified to preview the game? Like I’m qualified to preview any game anyways, doesn’t mean I’m going to make an attempt that you can all laugh at as I fail miserably.
Ooh, aparently I have to step out and won’t be able to get a proper post up before this game starts so this is going to be short and sweet. The Eagles have been very enigmatic this year, either playing convincingly well or playing like the peewee hockey team coached by Stan in the South Park episode, Stanleys Cup.
The Cowboys on the other hand have bucked their trend of playing like crap in December and are doing the proverbial getting hot at the right time of season thing. The line on this game, againg according to Cent Sports has the Boys by 4. Look for Dallas to win 35-21. Book it.
This afternoon the Bengals of Cincinnati meet up with the Jets of New York in a Wild Card weekend rematch of their epically one-sided week 17 matchup. This is also a rematch of the 1983 first round of the AFC playoffs where the Jets destroyed the Bengals 44-17. Those were different times though, as that was the strike shortened season where Ken Anderson set the previous season completion percentage record throwing to Chris Collinsworth.
In recent years, the Bengals were better known for
Umm, yeah.
and copious arrests but this year they’ve turned the corner. (more…)
And that’s that folks. The fantasy football year is over. Hopefully in some way your league decides who gets first pick for next year and you received it. That way, you can get Adrian Peterson or most likely Christ Johnson next year. Me? I’m going Tom Brady, Wes Welker, Randy Moss. Or something like that. In order of how they would get drafted, of course. I’ll probably have last pick in my money league and see where I land in this Blogger League. I finished in 6th place after a loss to Doktakra in the consolation game. But more importantly, we are still waiting on el Gimpo to eat his chicken fat.
So as Gally mentioned in Last Call, the unholy triumvirate hasn’t been posting as much and we know you are grief stricken. Or in Gimp’s case, he’s been searching all day on where to by balls because he still hasn’t eaten any Chicken Fat. During the holidays there has been a few headlines worth mentioning. I’m going to grab them all in one post to catch The Gally Logic Blog up to speed.
(alternate caption: Blue Man Group + Roger Dorn from Major League) Hey there. Logic here. Man, I’m starting to sound like that Face character from the old Nickelodeon. Whatever. I can get as gay as I want. GayBachelors now follow me on Twitter. I think it was because of the fact that I tweeted how Daniel Tosh had boyish good looks. I’m over it.
The NFL Playoffs are upon us! What a joyous time for everyone outside of Buffalo who just recently shot all of their coaches. Some teams are going to make upgrades, like Washington. Which scares me. Some teams are going to look to the future, like St. Louis with their future picks of Suh. Some fans get to stew in their anger at their mediocre teams like me and Christmas Ape who are actually amazing friends in real life. (Pictured, here. I’m on the right). However, for 12 lucky teams it means more football…
So here is a break down of each game before you hear the same shit that will be regurgitated from Mike and Mike to Tony Kornheiser and that Self-Hating Black to Trey Wingo and other guys that sound like Pokemon… Oh and if you didn’t hear, 3 of the 4 games already happened! ZOMG!
I love Pandora, I wish I didn’t need a work around to have it work in Canada.
Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on LSD, PCP and Ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just posting random links, it’s a place to gather and converse with like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So stop by, grab a beer and tell us a joke, spout off about that local sports team or tell us about that thing you caught Gimp doing that time.
Last call is kind of like Blogkakke only on LSD, PCP and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just posting random links, it’s a place to gather with like-minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So stop by, tell us a joke, rant about that local sports team or just spout off about that time you did that thing. You know, that thing.
I know y’all have been distraught about our apparent lack of posting, but fear not for it’s all about to change. I’m back in the real world and have real Internet again, so it should be full steam ahead from here on.
Musical Interlude:
Linkage:
Deadspin: Boy is Peyton sure going to be pissed. After last year Brady got his own rule, and after this year Curtis Painter might get his own rule too. Maybe the Manning rule will be no other player shall win the MVP award while he’s around… With Leather: If you’ve been under a rock lately, you might not have heard about Mike Leach and/or Adam James. Well fret not children because Adam James accomplished something. Second String Fullback: According to the Oakland Tribune, the Raiders are soon going to fire Head Coach, Tom Cable. Now sure he broke his assistants face, and is a woman beater, but if you were stuck in Oakland you probably would too. Oh yeah, Rovitz doesn’t think he should be fired.
I guess the hot topic in the last two weeks of the season is all this “who is getting rested in favor of not getting hurt” garbage. The NFL is now going to investigate this practice, probably due to all the cries from the public about the Colts and their brush with history. Me? Well, I’m a Giants fan so to divert my attention from this horrific season, I’m going to start yelling about things like this. I could honestly care less about 16-0 if you it doesn’t come with a Super Bowl win. Ultimately, if you pull a Patriots of 2007 you are basically saying that you were almost the best team in the league. You are telling me that you beat everyone that Heir Goodell told you to play, but Goodell can’t predict the playoff picture no matter how hard he will try. You are telling me that when there was one single game when everything was on the line and you made mistakes and let another team come in and kick your ass. And besides, I kind of like the luster of the ’72 Dolphins record. I was also mad at Emmitt Smith breaking all those records.
I don’t see how Goodell can physically force someone to not rest starters when starters have earned the right for rest. Going 14-0 in the regular season mathematically puts you in the playoffs in every possible scenario. Not going for this record is obviously, up to the coach and depending on how douchey he is. There are many ways around this “benching” too, say with these mandatory injury reports. “Oh no, suddenly Peyton, Reggie Wayne, Dallas fucking Clark and Dwight Freeny all got the flu last night. Mega-frownies :(“. How can you stop that?
If you have read anything I’ve ever wrote, you know I always propose a solution to the problems I rant about. My solution? 21 game season. Yes. You read that right. 21 games. Imagine, 21 weeks of professional football? In all it’s glory. Blow right by 18 games and head straight to half a year of football. Now, I know what you are saying “Why, Logic! That’s not very logical at all! LOLz”. Well, cram it dick bag. Everyone agrees with me and you stink. Take 2 bye weeks. I don’t care.
I think this 21 games would make the undefeated season next to impossible. We would never have to judge Jim Caldwell like we are Greek Gods choosing who goes to Hades or hear Mike Francesa struggle for air in between sips of Diet Coke and spitting when he talks over callers. I think resting starters would have to become strategy if their frail, girlish bodies can’t handle all 21 weeks of the gridiron. I know Brandon Jacobs will probably shatter into dust and Jeremy Shockey will probably break like a Kit Kat. The resting of starters would almost seem mandatory when your starters are big sissies.
When the NFL changes to this 21 game season, they could get rid of the preseason and then people will stop complaining about people getting injured during those 4 weeks as well! How perfect is this? If we eliminate all the “who gets injured because of what reason” talk, I think my migraine will go away because all injuries would happen during the regular season. As you see, Wes Welkah has been injured in the week 17 game v. Houston and they lost the game and now have their only WR that tries on bedrest in the playoffs after they already clinched. How come no one is torturing Hoodie like they did Caldwell? I’m playing the race card…
