The Gally Blog

Punter was right. This Oden pic is pure comedy gold and there is no one who can stay away from it. And no, it’s not the banner picture. That’s just kind of goofy. It’s the type of picture that makes you look and go: “How does an ugly motherf-cker like Greg Oden, get those hot white girls?” Well besides the obvious: “He’s a millionaire athlete and a recognizable face in basketball because he is basically the black Rocky Dennis“. The new evidence (LOGICal Heads Up: NSFW pictures of mandick over there…) is clearly overwhelming in the favor of Oden to show that he is a lady killer. Literally. I bet he’s killed a woman with his penis. If you are here just for the details of this enormous flesh sword that’s probably ruined father’s lives everwhere, then just know it drapes to half of his thigh. He is 7’0 tall. Go over the proportions in your head (get brain f-cked?). I sent my sources out to the professional world, and I’ve been told that Santanio Holmes and Visanthe Shianco just feel like less of men these days… Then, Tiger Woods was reported to have said: “Wait. All black guys are supposed to be hung similar to that?!? How come, I just love watermelon and talk through movies???!? GOD!!! WHYYYYY!!????!? GOD DAMN YOU 50% RACIAL SLUR GENERATOR! DAMN YOU TO HELL!” while falling to his knees in the rain.