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Tuesday May 22nd 2012

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I KNEW IT!



What’s up guys? A whole bunch of sports headlines, Brian Westbrook…LaDanian Tomlinson…Tony Kornheiser… Pffttt. There really isn’t anything going on that isn’t Olympics related. Whatever, I’m over it. Especially when Hillary Duff be blowin’ dudes and what not.

Tunes: Company of Thieves- Even in the Dark (live at Horseshoe Bend in Arizona)


First up, we got Ufford writing for the actual Uproxx website and 6 ways to bother your commenters. Is it me or does his best work come when he is yelling at internet commenters? (See also, KSK)

Actually, a double dose of of Ufford is in order because he found some pictures of The Situation with Bar Rafaeli. I’m not going to lie, I’ve been trying to MMA fight the Situation for a while now…but now, I won’t stop until all of his blood is out of his body.

Second song: Ke$ha- Tik Tok (cover)


PUNTE has the scoop on Michael Vick getting offered some money for Playgirl. Do girls even read that? Shouldn’t it just be called Playgay or something much funnier than that?

I really hope they do this Captain America movie right and just cast Randy Couture

I’ve just spent hours on the /b/ thread at 4Chan. I didn’t know whether to link Battletoads or Michael Tri-Cera-tops. I’ve known about 4Chan but never really looked at what they do there…Jesus tapdancing Christ. Those guys are so meme’d out it’s unreadable to the newfags.

I think this dog wants to take a run at Birthday Dog for the title of Birthday Dog

Mariusz Pudzianowski is fighting MMA now. Soon, there will be no 155 class. After Brock, Bobby Lashley and now him…these emm effers are getting bigger and bigger. Kind of like your dad at a Russian Bath House.

Alright I think that about covers it. What do you think Gangsta Asian man?


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