The Gally Blog

Ok, we get it. You support the troops.

Amazing what one can do with DVR and an iPhone. Thanks to reader FlankerNips for the picture. Ok, now the Tony Kornheiser thing has been blown way out of proportion. Deadspin posted an article claiming that there could be an underbelly to the story…about how TK took a shot at Chris Berman’s weight. Jason Whitlock got really mad (Ed Note: Like a big, fat, black baby. Kind of like the kid from “The Cleveland Show) and had a little twitter battle with AJ Daulerio. After Whitlock blocked Daulerio, AJ did the one thing any reasonable man would do. Curse him out via email.

That’s all well and good. I’ve done that thousands of times. I wish I still had the snotty email I sent MTV’s “Made” about not hiring me as a Lacrosse Coach. Regardless of that situation, it’s kind of stupid that TK can’t talk about his “co-workers” on his radio show. Isn’t that controlling the media? Like what the Nazis did? It’s bad enough ESPN has a global monopoly on sporting news, but to actually suspend a dude for commenting on some broad’s attire? C’mon. Where are the anti-trust laws?

Just look at the daffy bitch! Is she kidding me? She is TRYING to get attention for her ludicrous outfits. Whether it is the go-go boots and the sausage flaps, or the stupid army get up…this broad looks like she gets dressed in the dark. At first, when I heard her name…I thought she would be hot. Hannah Storm sounds like she would be a super-hero who sexily shoots lightning to subdue female bank robbers. No such luck. Instead she has the super power to make me cringe. I’m looking at a dame, way past her prime, talking about sports and looking like her wardrobe was shot out of a cannon at an Arena Football game. This is my Hell.

Tony Kornheiser was right to criticize her and I commend him for even apologizing (even though it was an “I’m sorry I got caught” apology.) What’s the point of being in the media if you can’t criticize people regardless of where they work? This was the major problem I had with Steve Phillips bagging that troll. ESPN did not even recognize it on any of it’s radio stations or during the entire day on Sports Center. Meanwhile, they had CSPAN like coverage of every harlot Tiger Woods stuck his flesh flute in. It’s hypocrisy, I tell you! I say that if this trick wants to walk around like Blinkin from Robin Hood: Men in Tights lays out her clothes in the morning, we should have  the opportunity, NAY! The right, to make fun of her!