Sports, Satire and Bad Jokes
Sunday February 5th 2012

HOG WATCH!

Alright, not much going on other than Rex Ryan giving the finger and some Peyton Manning forehead jokes. The rest is just Hockey and Basketball. *shudders* I am heading to my first ever Knicks game on Friday, but there is something more important than that. Saturday. UFC 109. It is happening and it’s a very good card. Dana White is a not a dumb man. He knows there is going to be no competition with his company since the Mayweather/Pacquiao fight was canceled and football season coming to a close. Hell, pitchers and catchers didn’t even report yet. He is going to try to fill that dreadful gap in between football and baseball by throwing title matches and monster rematches in your face. Me? I fill your mother’s gap and shoot other stuff in her face.

Anyway, Joe Rogan is a great stand up comedian. He also trains in BJJ and if I’m not mistaken, he is pretty good (Brown Belt says Wikipedia). One thing is for sure, he isn’t that little pudge ball he was on The Man Show. He is pretty f-cking ripped now. The video is pretty funny, it just shows Rogan changing (TOTALLY SFW, NO HOMO) and some guy that he is totally aware of that just keeps staring at his junk. What? I didn’t Google “Joe Rogan, naked” or anything!





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