via. University of Alberta student paper.
Last Call is kind of like blogkakke, except on PCP, LSD and ludes man. Fucking ludes. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to gather with like minded sports fans, amateur comedians and dope fiends after a hard day in the salt mine. If you have something you’d like to see here or just want to know about our fascination with Minnesota, our contact info is over there on the right and there’s always the comment section. So come on in, kick your shoes off and grab a nice 18 year old scotch and spout off about your local sports team, tell us a joke or tell us about that time AJ Daulerio kicked your cat or had sex with your mother, aunt and sister at the same time.
A few things I would like to mention before getting started today. First of all, our resident guy who stands too close to the ficus, Gimp, welcomed his lovely daughter to the world last night. It’s a good thing she looks like her mother. Secondly, as you may have noticed, we’ve added a couple new writers to the staff. Most of you all know White Speed Receiver, Chubs K Gun and PJDiaries of Purple Jesus Diaries. If you don’t know those guys, say hi. They’re pretty solid people. Lastly, we’re expanding. Yeah, that’s right, expanding for our loyal audience of 12. While this site will remain primarily focused on sports and dick jokes, we will be folding other things into the fold. This, for example.
Presumably the highlight from last nights Grammy awards, and without ALL the censorship.
ROTU: Site friend, Brandon, started a mailbag. Nobody asked him a question, so he answered questions destined for other people.
Film Drunk: You may have heard that Rip Torn broke into a bank with a loaded gun. The latest update is that he was so loaded he thought he was in his house. That’s some good drinking there.
The Sporting Blog: Normally I’d add a quip or comment, but Hutchins title says it all. Markeith Ambles bodly inagurates a new era in recruiting, gets shot down over Twitter.
Reddit: Maddox was over at Reddit for an Ask Me Anything session. If you like Maddox, you’ll be entertained. If you don’t, well we can’t be friends anymore.
College Humor: The iPad is a comedy goldmine. Oh, and is it just me or is Sarah Schneider totally
marriage material boneable?
With Leather: Now that Eastern Washington has joined Boise in having bizarre colored field turf, what school might come next? Will they just stick to changing the carpet, or will they take the time to match up the drapes?
Black and Gold Tchotchkes: The Starter Wife continues her amazing 14 days of super bowl recipes with mixed fruit and blueberry salsas. If those don’t appeal to you, you can go and shove diced habanero innards in your urethra.
Kotaku: Building the perfect Star Trek Frankengame. I know y’all are trekkies.
Style Points: Chris Hanson’s Axe thinks that the Pro Bowl doesn’t suck, you do. I don’t agree with all his points, but the article is far to well done not to share.
National Football Post: Ray Gustini and Bobby Big Wheel did a compendium on two decades of The Simpsons.
For the Fellas:
For Sculptor as she’s likely the only
lady female here:
via. Warming Glow