- /Insert Witty Comment
Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fuckin ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to gather with like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So kick your shoes off, crack a beer and tell us a joke, spout off about that local sports team or just spout off about that time your team choked on a dick in the big game. We’ve got some experience with that lately.
Musical Interlude:
Warning, NSFW language
Linkage:
SB Nation: Sean Payton can read charts and understands the game of football. Jim Caldwell is a fucking asshole.
Cajun Boy in The City: The greatest day in the Universe, or a recap of yesterday’s Super Bowl.
Best Week Ever: The Super Babies of the Super Bowl. Admit it, you’re intrigued.
College Humor: Valentines Day: The 7 actual women in your life.
EDSBS: Confience is important and a vitamin of great importance.
Pro Football Talk: Did the Saints benefit from an uncalled block in the back that nobody is talking about?
ESPN: Amy K. Nelson presents a photo essay of her day in New Orleans
Rate my Cameltoe: Sweet Jesus the Internet is bizarre. Don’t bother clicking that link at work or if you like your sanity.
For The Fella’s:
- Report to detention? Okay.
For The Ladies:
- RAWR!
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So, I didn’t get the MTV “Made” job but I almost got arrested for arson this weekend, broke even?
What did you burn?
Why is it burned?Why is it burned?Why is it Burned? Why is it burned?
I think I’m gonna get a little blog post goig about my insanely drunken weekend as a NYer watching the Super Bowl I don’t care about
Oh please? I could use a good laugh.
I can’t believe no one got video of me fighting with 4-5 girls on a train. Where the fuck are all the incriminating cell phone cameras?!?
RAWR??? good Gods, what IS that thing????
Oh, and btw, Gally – I just noticed your sidebar needs to be updated for the Last Call rotation.
That’s Danny Trejo. 100000% Mexican badass. Adds a 37% badass bonus to everything he’s in. Including women.
Yeah, I had kind of forgotten about that thing down there on the side about last call
Danny Trejo does kick a lot of ass (Notable Roles in: Anchorman and Con-Air as a rapist named Johnny 27 and has sweet pick up lines)
If he and Jackie Earle Hayle were added to the cast of a movie, it would instantly gain 108% in badassery and would become eleventy seven percent more watchable.
I guess I’ll be talking to myself in here tonight. It’s okay, it means I don’t have to share any Scotch.
So anyone else want to talk about how Jeremy Shockey is the man?
no.
Alright then.
/shootswhiskey
I kept waiting for someone to start sniping the little synchronized dancers down below. I watch to much Law and Order and Criminal Minds….
And how hurt was Reggie Wayne? It didn’t look like he was going top speed in a single play that I saw.
Yeah he wasn’t his best last night, thats for sure. It would be nice if Garcon could string two weeks where he’s able to catch the ball though.
You fooled someone with a fake name of Tess Stickles? Oh, come on. That’s like being proud that you outsmarted a dog.
wait, what?
Something on the Howard Stern show. Prank phone calls etc.
oh haha
Watching Top Gear. What in Dante’s nine hells happened to Hammond? He looks like a chick!!!
I’ve never actually seen that show.
Not into cars, or don’t get BBC?
Was into cars much more when I was younger/had one/had money. Now I have no car, and little use for one so my interest has waned. The house does get BBC, but my TV is broken so I’d be watching on my computer, plus my Monday(as well as Thursday) TV nights are really packed.
So Gally is on suicide watch after the Colts loss with the Gary Jules selection, yes?
something like that. I had to call my mother last night to let her know I was okay. She was worried.
Really, she wasn’t worried when I talked to her. You know, after.
Like, you know, right after.
Cuz, see, I had sex with your mother. That’s what I’m trying to say.
HAHAHAHA
Yeah, I’m 13.
Ah yes, the ever classy Rob. I saw a car from Wisconsin this morning, on the way from the lady friends place. I should have peed on it.
It was probably mine. Cuz I was in Canada last night.
With your mom.
You know.
Having sex with her.
//see what I did there? I’m a professinoal.
I do see. I do.
Man, I love you guys. Completely dependable for sophomoric humor (the best kind!!!).
Whut up fuck stomachs???
So. What’d I miss the last coupla weeks?
Fuck stomachs? That’s a new one. I don’t imagine it’d be too pleasureable. They’re kind of big and flappy, plus there’d probably be some residual acid.
Did you hear? The Super Bowl was yesterday. Punter predicted the score of the game exactly for us, and as a result this is the busiest day the site has ever had.
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS YESTER—-
Never mind. I didn’t watch even though I am happy for drooBREEEZ and the gang.
My mom got fairly close to the score too, which depresses me not only because I didn’t take her advice to bet but also cuz she’s that classic chick who picks teams based on how hot the players are. Turns out she’s hot for Reggie Bush.
Sigh.
Who isn’t these days. Who isn’t.
Well, Sculptor I finished typing my weekend.
http://11logic.wordpress.com/2010/02/08/super-logical-weekend/
I’m not proud of it. I haven’t been this bad in a while. Oh and the music didn’t work because I’m retarded and don’t know HTML. I’ll link it now.
Felonies are fun. Until you get caught. Then you have to hope your lawyer isn’t a fucktard and can get you a sweet deal so that you can actually travel to the US
That’s an impressive weekend. I hope to have a weekend like that in a couple weeks. Without the “possibly committing felonies” part. Unless I really need to commit a felony.
You never know when that un repressable urge to commit a felony will strike. It’s a bitch.
Wow. That was epic.
haha thanks guys.
Nice blog, this one. This is the kind of place I’d like to write a preview about potential olympic injuries for.
Sounds interesting. Do you know how one would go about writing for this place?
I’ve heard the most important part is to sit down, gather your thoughts, and start writing the post instead of writing some useless (not actually useless) paper on the effects of the new transfer pricing treaty with Chile.
Do tell me more about this transfer pricing treaty with Chile
Why of course. With Chile’s exports going through the roof due to an increase in international demand for copper, there’s far more capitol to invest than their economy can support. So they’ve been looking to…excuse me one second. I just realized I’m about to talk about Chile and transfer pricing in a sports blog.
*BANG*
haha. It is last call though, so any topic is game. Next week for the last call header it’ll read something like this: Last Call is a place to do ludes. Come in and talk about sports or more importantly transfer pricing versus the International copper market as an indicator of Chile’s future business endeavors.
Oh hell no. Just because I choose to suffer doesn’t mean everyone else needs to know that there’s a new international treaty in place to prevent investors from being hit with double-taxation due to high source-country tax levels.
But think of the children. Without that taxation information easily at our disposal, how will we ever plan for our children’s college fund?
/wishes I had beer
Fuck that noise. Just tell me if a US One Cent piece will actually become worth one cent (because of the micron coating of copper). Because right now, they’re at -1.5 cents.
/Door opens
Good evening ladies and gents.
/drops pants
Where’s the ficus?
The ficus is in a police evidence room. Apparently Logic…oh hell, the ficus may have been involved in a sex crime that also involved a llama.
Mmm, llama sex. The finest of the Camelidae sex romps
holy fucking shit! what the fuck did we do to deserve this?
/faints
heh heh Daddy Logic had a ruff go ’round dis week heh heh
/passes out
OK, I need to lay down. This ambien just hit me super hard. I’m not making much sense, anymore. Night all!
see ya
Do you think maybe we should all chip in and get Gimp one of those Potty Patch things they’re selling on TV?
potty patch? What’s that? If it gets him back here more, I’m in.
The latest and greatest ‘As seen on tv’ product. http://www.potty-patch.org/
Brilliant idea. Do you think he’d take to the fake grass, or would he need fresh grass put over the top on a regular basis?
Well, apparently it’s scented to attract the animals to piss on it. So I think if we just used reward training, and give him a beer every time he goes where he’s supposed to, it’ll be all good. But I’m not gonna be the one emptying the thing, that’s for damn sure!
Oh shit, I’m sure we can come up with $40, though I’m sure we would need to sprinkle fresh grass clippings on it.
kay gang, i’m outta here. peace.
Really, nothing I enjoy more than the Community, Office & 30 Rock block.
Guaranteed entertainment. Of course, still watching four days later, but still.
I’d take Parks and Rec over the Office, plus Thursday has Burn Notice, Archer, Sarah Silverman, Demitri Martin
I forgot Demitri Martin was back. I’ll have to check OnDemand for that. Silverman is just “eh” to me though. Kinda funny, but if I don’t watch it, I don’t feel like I’m missing anything.
As much as I love Rashida Jones, I can’t make it through Parks & Rec.
two words. Ron Fucking Swanson. Oh, and I’d do all kinds of things with Rashida Jones. Like get a restraining order.