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Friday September 10th 2010

Figure Skating. Just. Got. Awesome!

Actual photo of me in thinking mode.  I should probably shave more.

Have you ever been sitting there thinking, “man I really want to like figure skating. It’s just missing something”? Have you ever been thinking about this while sitting near a 80′s van?

Fuck Yeah!

Did that van cause you to think about dragons and swords and metal? Well, if so than you probably thought figure skating, in its improved state, would look a little something like this:

Sadly, it still needs more art direction nude damsels in distress.

[Metal Injection /via. Phun(NSFW)]

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