- International Man of Mystery
Ok, so whoops! Lolz. Do we have bad timing or what? So it turns out that Gally’s last post about retiring was a joke…or not. It’s okay. The site will still go on as scheduled. It just depends on if Gimp and I decide to give it a new name like “All Things Rape-able” or “Cheetah-In-A-Tree.com“. The post just came at a terrible time, at the end of a VERY busy day for TGB and then a day of silence. We have like 6-8 writers on the site and we all decided to update on the same night. My plan for the future is to spread these 6-8 posts over the course of the week and then our site will probably be updated close to 9 times per week! Aren’t I a genius? How did I get turned down for NASA? Just look at my test scores! (Note: They forgot the 1 and 0 in front of the first 0, I swear)
- Fucking "A Beautiful Mind" Smart, I am.
Anywho, We’re sorry that Gally was so believable in saying that he quits because he can’t keep up with Amber‘s Tits, Gimp‘s child and myself. It was only fitting that he compared himself to one of my most hated athletes of all time. Please remember folks, this is Canadian satire. It’s basically like the Polish submarine! You know, with the screen door! Am I right, guys? Guys?
To make it up to you? I think I have something that can put a smile on your face! Olivia Munn’s tits getting jiggled on G4 followed by Party Pug! Yay!!
- Best. Gif. Ever.
- Party Pug, you need help...
Oh. Right. This is a sport/video game/humor blog. I didn’t have any of that. Well…how ’bout that Todd McShay, huh? They really pay him for nothin’. Andddddddd what aboutttttt uhhhhhh MLB2K10. I swung early on a 96 MPH fastball. It’s bullshit. Oh and um humor. Right. Uhhh What’s the deal with airline food?
/gets hit with a tomato
/whistles casually off the stage
That Canadian humor… crickets.
I’m just glad I’m vindicated in not catching the “satire” part of Gally’s post since @Punte was confused as well. Is that Gally’s picture? He looks like a rapey Thomas Lennon- um, in a good way.