- Whatev Canada. You can keep your bacon and your gold medal in hockey...Oh yeah and Gally too.
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Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask Logic the best way to piss off a professional MMA fighter. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com
So America lost the big gold medal showdown to Canada yesterday, which would totally matter to me if I actually gave a shit about hockey. Personally I only get fired up for hockey when a) there’s fights or b) a chick flashes her boobs up against the glass.
In other news go fuck yourself Canada! I mean, sure I have an axe to grind with your bacon, but having Nickelback play the closing ceremonies would be like the USA having Good Charlotte play the Super Bowl. Not cool at all, my moose riding neighbors to the North.
Musical Interlude
“I believe in a thing called love” by The Darkness
Links
[WithLeather] The closing ceremonies went down last night. Festivities included a performance by Nickelback makes wanking motion and some giant inflatable beavers. You had me at “giant inflatable beavers.”
[KSK] Two Capital fans discuss the fallout from the Olympics and the Redskins.
[Watch Kalib Run] Why yes I would love to watch a brutal arm break during a mixed martial arts fight.
[Uproxx] Take note SyFy. Ufford presents, with some awesome photoshopping, 9 hybrid monsters that deserve their own movie.
[Deadspin] Tim Tebow’s combine run set to Iron Maiden’s “Number of the Beast.” Yep.
[BlogInWI] Rob covers the Olympic closing ceremonies, which he found hilarious by the way.
[SB Nation] Who said nothing interesting happens at the Combine. Autographgate happened there this year. Yes Tebow was involved.
[Hipster Runoff] The most marketable Winter Olympians. Now with Jailbaiteriffic Asians!
[The Beadlemaniacs] Fetch presents his CBB top 25. If nothing else, click it because I(Gally) owe them a link or 20.
For the XYs
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For the XXs
Bonus Video
“do right” by Jimmie’s Chicken Shack
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Evening ladies!
That Ohno pic should be “For the XX’s… And Rob from Wisconsin”
Zing!
They say a watched pot never boils or something, so I’m just going to go over here for a little while and see what happens
Where the hell is everybody at?
/tumbleweed rolls by
This bar sucks. Where’s Snooki at?
btw, I changed my Twitter name. Now: THElogic. As you were.
I have no problem talking to myself..
Does anyone think Ohno and the Jimmy’s Chicken Shack guy look vaguely similar?
Congrats on correctly marketing your video to the one and only Jimmie’s Chicken Shack fan. Those guys put on some fucking amazing shows in the late ’90s and early aughts. I’m not being sarcastic.
I only knew their one hit but I never had anything against them. Also in 1990, I was 4…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5FxEpTjKKM&feature=related. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anBtJjfPsE8&feature=related.
Oh ok. this is the hit that I knew. (I just listened to it)
I actually own two of their albums. Sadly the BYOS CD signaled their decline.
Yeah, it’s a good album, but went in a very different direction from “Pushing the Salmonilla Envelope,” which is fucking sick.
Do these guys sing “Scotty Doesn’t Know”?
No sir. They did the song “High” and “Dropping Anchor” as well.
Good evening folks. And Logic.
Quite the entertaining day.
I’m not a folk? :(
You’re more “Folksy”. And I was going to go through painstaking effort to set up an “I fucked your mother” joke, but, honestly, I’m too tired tonight. So I’m gonna let you win the night with the gay joke and take the slightly less lower ground.
Also, thanks for the link, Gimp et al.
The link was dead.
fixed?
No prob. I try to be good to our own.
Where is my reward for Chicken Fat Bowl 2k9!
GD Gimp. You posted a comment after I wrote this…Don’t you ignore it!
Thanks you, timestamps.
Soon. After I find out what’s going on with the job.
Listen, you don’t want me to send PJD to “collect”.
I just want to see the fucking video finally. … Or did I totally miss that?
Damn PJD! Somebody needs to get an avatar….
Let me try this one …
EPIC SUCCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!LOL!~~~!!!!
CONGRATS!!!
HI BOYS!!!!
Barring any craziness, I’m DONE with that commission! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/conjures Mentalist and hypnotizes Sculptor
You will give the money to Old King Clancy.
The Mentalist doesn’t do hypnotizing, does he? Whatever, he’s not as good as Roday on Psych
The Mentalist hypnotizes the shit out of people.
Yeah, I think I already mentioned that I much prefer Psych. But I do watch the knockoff now and again.
Traitor.
Roday & Dule FTMFW
It was nice to see Gus finally getting some a few episodes ago. What woman could resist the Super Sniffer?
Psych, FTW!
BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA. Dude, you should go into show biz. Because that was pretty damned entertaining.
A congrats for you
So…. Boner really hung himself, huh? And I haven’t heard one dick joke…Guess it was TOO easy?
i think so. apparently there’s low hanging fruit *we* won’t even go after.
Yeah, we wouldn’t want to risk another manifesto. :)
Maniwhonow?
We got a trolling manifesto the other night, and a surprisingly good one. But when the dude didn’t get the argument he wanted, he decided to redundantly fight the straw man.
Ah, fair enough Saturday LC?
Good god, I can’t think of a good reason why I’m still awake tonight….
And then I find Cheech & Chong on WWE Raw
Dave Batista’s not here.
Bahahahaha, my cunt of an old boss loves the Knicks. He’d probably let Patrick Ewing have his way with him. I only bring this up because they’re down by 50 after the third.
Was cunt too strong of a word? How about stunned cunt? Ejaculate filled cum dumpster cunt? Cunty cunt?
That’s a fair word for any Knicks fan.
Apropos of nothing, Patrick Ewing knocked up a girl that lecoqsportif and I went to HS with.
Shawn Kemp is not impressed by this. I bet he’s knocked up at leasat a dozen Internet Denizens HS classmates. Just this week.
*snrk* thank god I’m an exception to that. Yipe.
If Travis Henry skeets in NY, a woman in CA gets pregnant. BAM!
I think that would be an underrated Olympic sport. How many wimminfolks can an athlete impregnate in 16 days. With Kemp & Henry the US would be nigh unbeatable!
But think of how many welfare babies the state would have to take care of!
Pfft. THe US ain’t gettin’ the Olympics anytime soon. Impregnate some London Bitches if it’s a Summer event, or some Sochi Whoooores if it’s a Winter Games event. Then just leave ‘em there.
Hrm. So we should hold that event in under-populated countries?
Look, don’t come to me with pesky details. I’m just the idea guy. And I think Athletes knocking up some rats is a great idea!
/grumblegrumblegrumble
//may need to go to sleep soon
haha
aherm…
No offense… well, the offense wasn’t directed in your direction. You’ve still got the Yankees. And the vaunted Notre Dame Fighting Irish!
Yeah, the Yanks are keeping me alive right now.
Well, it’s good to see that this place has picked up. Was a mighty sad Last Call when my relationship status on Facebook had a longer discussion thread going.
yeah I even checked it out over there. It was poppin for a bit.
Hey, I’m outstandingly proud of hosting the least populated Last Call in its history!
Fair enough good sir. I bow before thee.
What the hell, I had a program running that was supposed to run quietly in the background and only use resources if I wasn’t. It was sitting there quietly using 70% of my computers capability.
I’ve never figured out how to determine what is using what resources, and how (or if) I can close them down. There’s a handful of oddly named whatsits, and i have no idea what they are, what they do, and if i can (or should) close them to save resource. grr.
Send me an email some time, and I’ll give you a basic tutorial on the whatsits and where to plug in your Spacely Space Sprockets.
yeah, i’m talking about weird shit like “tmbmsrv.exe” and why the fuck is explorer running if I didn’t boot it and don’t use it ever?
If you’re running windows, which it sounds like you are, Explorer isn’t referencing the Internet browser and rather explorer, the default Windows program. No explorer, no Windows.
ah. that makes sense then. technology passed me by years ago when my back was turned, LOL
And yet, you’re on Twitter, have your own webpage and frequent message boards…
*VERY LOUD SCREECHING TIRE SOUND*
Buzz Aldrin is going to be on Dancing With The Sort of Famous People?
What. The. FUCK?
Isn’t the loud screeching tire sound supposed to be followed by Mick Foley’s music? Now I’m disoriented.
I’ve not partaken in Wrestling viewing in quite some time.
Yes, well… I’m just saying, a fucking Astronaut is on that stupid dancing show. And not just an Astronaut, Buzz. Fucking. Aldrin. He walked on the motherfucking Moon. He doesn’t do this dancing show bullshit.
I concur, that’s bizarre and sort of a disgrace to the Apollo program.
agreed. he’s in danger of losing hero status in my book. honestly, what on earth, moon, mars, solar system? is he that strapped for cash?
I said that about Chuck Liddell and Lawrence Taylor and what did we learn? God is dead and it’s okay to make shitty TV
Yeah, but LT and Warren Sapp were just plain funny. Buzz Aldrin appearing on this show makes me sad.
Yeah, that just takes it to a whole other level
now that I’ve left you that food for thought, I’m going to bed. Should have done that an hour ago.
G’nite folks.
You know what Last Call needs? More cleavage. Let’s make it happen people.
Ooh, like this
ah the ever popular fail
You know, I could have done that.
So I stopped for a cocktail or 4 before class tonight with a few other guys, and the bartender, a charming young blonde, asked me what we were going to school for. “MBT,” I responded. Of course, she asked what that was. Without really thinking or pausing, I replied, deadpan, “Masters of Bitch Tickling.”
Good evening, all.
&1
that’s awesome.
and what *is* that, anyhow? the science equivalent of an MBA?
No. Business Tax. Now run for your life before just thinking about it makes you fall asleep.
nah, i do my taxes, and i’m treasurer of my art guild. doesn’t bother me in the least.
Was she turned on by that? DID IT WORK, MAN?!? I’VE GOT TO KNOW!!!
I think it could have worked. She started laughing pretty hard. But we had to leave, so I couldn’t push my luck (IE: flirt but not have the stones to do anything more anymore).
don’t go your whole life wondering “what if” i banged that hot coffee waitress…
“That blonde bartender was incredible. She did things I thought you usually had to pay for, and did them with ease. The herpes she gave me that cost me a fiancee, and a dog, and itch-free living, on the other hand, were slightly less than incredible.”
Yup, I’m good for now.
*yawn* okay, I’m toast. I’m heading off to bed. and since I’m done with this project, I’m sleeping in as a celebration. Oh, YEAH.
Shakey just left a douchetastic comment on my personal blog. I’m not quit sure if I like that guy.
What’d he say?
“Douche Overload. On both sides. Abort”
I deleted it.
That’s it? Haha.
yeah, it was such a weak comment on an obscure blog that I thought “Why did he take his time to even read my shit?”
Well, we linked it today, so it might be that.
which post? I would like to see
On the one I just did with the whole Jason High thing.
Pics or it didn’t happen!
comment was deleted because I’m not sure this still isn’t backlash from the time Business Socks gave me problems.
It’s not.
Is this what you were looking for Gimpy?
YAY boobies!!!1!!!1
What happened to Style Points? The hosting site is saying that they are suspended…Hmmm..
It’s possible they might not be paying for a site they’re not using anymore. OR, they got sued again.
On a side note, TGB now makes about 23% of its operating costs back in revenue…
Who did they get sued by?
If we could find a way to re-use those ficus pots, we’d be able to cut operating costs by a good chunk, I believe. Maybe somebody should start washing them himself…Gimp.
What would be the fun in pissing in them if I have to wash them out?
What the hell do I know about fun?
No shit hey. Either that or get us classified as a non-profit charity or something
I think you’ve got the non-profit thing down pat. And by bringing me on, that’s pretty charitable. But that’s about all I can do. You don’t really want to fill out and live up to the requirements of a 503(c)(3), do you? It’s a lot of shit just to skim off the top like everyone else that runs a non-profit, especially when you’re lacking profits.
Ok, guys I’m out. Enjoy the rest of the night.