- Picture this, except with a fat black guy.
This is not going to be a long story because I don’t know how to add to it. Tony Washington, a Division II draft prospect from Albilene Christian…well…there is no easy way to say this…so I’ll just say it. Homey stuffed his sister’s box. Honestly, the only thing I’m going to say is this:
Going down on your sister has to be like drinking non-alcoholic beer. Sure it tastes the same…but it’s still fucking wrong, man.
- Really?
/wink and gunfinfaz to Dave Matthews from Deadspin.
Wait? Really? Dave Matthews? Like this guy? He writes for Deadspin now?
- Cocaine is a helluva drug.
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They do say, if you can’t keep it in your pants at least keep it in your family. That is what they say right?
Dude probably really enjoys ties.
Zoom zoom zoom.
More than you can even imagine.
I hear the Green Bay Packers are VERY interested in him …
Somebody has to replace Chmura