Note to self: If you’re a white kid who wears glasses and sweats easily in your dainty 75 pound frame, sports may not be the thing for you. What may be in your future though is a ride in an ambulance, because I didn’t hear the kid cry, peep up, or whisper his last breathes or anything, which I can only assume then means that he’s dead.
Truth be told, this video scares the shit out of me. I almost had to do a double take on this little bastard because that looked suspiciously like me circa 1994. You fucking loser! I was hoping against hope that this kid would pull out an awesome dunk at the end, but no … I know how this story plays out. Nerdy kids get their faces smashed in the most embarrassing of ways.
And the other kids wondered why I’d sit inside all day playing Final Fantasy VII and smoking my brain dead. IT WAS SO TRIPPY!!
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