Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask gally the best way to get kicked out of a bar. Apparently he’s so good at it the manager will make up a nonsensical reason on the spot to do it. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com
As you may have noticed we lost most of last weeks posting from here. Our glorious web hosts were having a sleepover in the server room and somebody spilled their sundae on our server. When they tried to clean it up, someone jiggled the cables and we lost 8 days worth of stuff. I’m trying to piece it together from cached files I find on the Internet, but it’s taking some time. If anyone thinks they could take over the often missing Blogkakke posts for a while, would ya get a hold of me. In a move to try something different tonight I think I got enough ficus’ for everyone. Hooray!
High Contrast – Metamorphosis
It takes a minute, but wait for it to all kick in.
Sports Pickle: They say you can’t judge a book by it’s cover. That’s bullshit. If the cover says its about back alley abortions, you know it’s a quality read. Well, your favorite team’s logo says something about you as well.
Buzz Feed: From Ufford, the real cure for depression, or as Matt said it, “I wan’t these inside of me.”
With Leather: Just when you thought Thailand couldn’t get any lamer, they go ahead and crack down on Orangutan boxing. Those prudes.
Sportress of Blogitude: Though he had me at pole, Weed has found another sexy pole vaulter for us, Vanessa Chin.
Brooklyn 11211: Twitter has gone and turned real life. Or viral. I don’t get how these things work.
Uproxx: Testing the Mickey Rourke hypothesis. Does walking about with an parrot on your shoulder make you more interesting?
For the Fellas:
For the Ladies:
Yes Sculptor, there’s a much bigger version of that picture two clicks away.