“…it’s very similar to what Hogan went through coming off the accident.”
Eldrick Woods
April 9 2010
Did you really just say that, Eldrick? Well, since you did, let’s take a closer look, shall we?
Last Thanksgiving, you got into a car accident. Remember? It looked like this:
How did that happen again? Oh yeah, that’s right. You were fleeing your wife, the woman you were cheating on with every willing vagina you could find, who was chasing you with Nike VR TW 7-iron. That’s exactly like what happened to Ben Hogan, isn’t it? Let’s compare. Here’s Hogan’s car:
That was caused by his running from his wife too, right? Uh…no. On the morning of February 2, 1949 Hogan was traveling WITH HIS WIFE (NOT FROM HER) about 150 miles north of El Paso when a Greyhound bus crossed the center line and hit their car head-on. Hogan threw himself across his wife to protect her, and suffering a broken collarbone, cracked ribs, double-fracture of his pelvis, a broken ankle, and nearly life-threatening blood clots. Once again, PROTECTING HIS WIFE.
So, Eldrick, I don’t quite think it’s the same. In fact, I can’t even find the profanity to describe how stupid you are for even comparing what you went through by fucking random sluts across the world to the trials and tribulations Hogan went through. In fact, I hope you choke to death on shit filming a scheisse film with some other bored-out pornstar.
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Perhaps Tiger defines ‘very’ a lot more like ‘slightly similar, but only very slightly in a limited sense.’
Tiger was protecting his wife too when he was wearing the condom when cheating… Oh, right he hated the jimmy hat.