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Saturday May 21st 2011

Last Call: Anniversary Eve Eve Edition

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Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask gally the best way to reformat your computer. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com

Nonpopulist here, all up in that ass, down south flavor. Gally’s computer is down for the count plus he has to go to work. Sucks to be him, I don’t have a job. FACE! Wait… For those who are still unaware let me drop the knowledge that this is anniversary week here at The Gally Blog, as in 1 year anniversary, blogfricans. We will be having several pants parties to celebrate. *Pointing* You’re invited, you’re not, you’re invited… What are your interests, girl? Has anyone ever taken you to the Waffle House? You’ll love it.

For the guys: Elisha Cuthbert

For the ladies: Kiefer Sutherland

Interesting note: Both of those people are Canadian. Now in case you’re too lazy to surf the internet your damned self, some links!

Filmdrunk: Amanda Seyfried has a tattoo that means ‘vagina.’ Be careful, Amanda, I’ve been hurt before.

Jackson Omelettizes Snake Eggs: My new favorite tumblr blog is by Jackson O’Connell-Barlow (aka Grape-a-Don, Iguanadon, Plaps, Nate Kukla, and Mr. Pennsylvania) of the hip-hop group Grand Buffet. Check them out. I guarantee you won’t be disappointed unless you end up liking them because through internet research I have learned they are on some sort of indefinite hiatus.

HammerFisted: Is Kimbo Slice on the outs? Tune in next time to As the Kimbo Slices. Was he ever on the ins? Hey, Kimbo, you can always go back to bum fighting.

Nonpopulist: I take Ebert to task on the whole video games as art idea. What, did you think I was going to do a Last Call and not whore myself out? How slutty do you not think I am?

With Leather: Shaq be old. /obligatory

LifeHacker: Top 10 things you didn’t know Google Maps could do. Take your stalking to a whole new level.

EDGE: Obama tells graduates they shouldn’t be tweeting on their facebooks all day and only trust traditional media. I take the President to task but also find time to talk about girls and their slutty facebook drinking pictures which I love. More whoring!

KSK: KSK has gloriously milked this Jamarcus Russell photo for all it is worth. /starts slow clap

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