- A List to Live By
Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask gally the best way to reformat your computer. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com
Nonpopulist here, all up in that ass, down south flavor. Gally’s computer is down for the count plus he has to go to work. Sucks to be him, I don’t have a job. FACE! Wait… For those who are still unaware let me drop the knowledge that this is anniversary week here at The Gally Blog, as in 1 year anniversary, blogfricans. We will be having several pants parties to celebrate. *Pointing* You’re invited, you’re not, you’re invited… What are your interests, girl? Has anyone ever taken you to the Waffle House? You’ll love it.
For the guys: Elisha Cuthbert
For the ladies: Kiefer Sutherland
Interesting note: Both of those people are Canadian. Now in case you’re too lazy to surf the internet your damned self, some links!
Filmdrunk: Amanda Seyfried has a tattoo that means ‘vagina.’ Be careful, Amanda, I’ve been hurt before.
Jackson Omelettizes Snake Eggs: My new favorite tumblr blog is by Jackson O’Connell-Barlow (aka Grape-a-Don, Iguanadon, Plaps, Nate Kukla, and Mr. Pennsylvania) of the hip-hop group Grand Buffet. Check them out. I guarantee you won’t be disappointed unless you end up liking them because through internet research I have learned they are on some sort of indefinite hiatus.
HammerFisted: Is Kimbo Slice on the outs? Tune in next time to As the Kimbo Slices. Was he ever on the ins? Hey, Kimbo, you can always go back to bum fighting.
Nonpopulist: I take Ebert to task on the whole video games as art idea. What, did you think I was going to do a Last Call and not whore myself out? How slutty do you not think I am?
With Leather: Shaq be old. /obligatory
LifeHacker: Top 10 things you didn’t know Google Maps could do. Take your stalking to a whole new level.
EDGE: Obama tells graduates they shouldn’t be tweeting on their facebooks all day and only trust traditional media. I take the President to task but also find time to talk about girls and their slutty facebook drinking pictures which I love. More whoring!
KSK: KSK has gloriously milked this Jamarcus Russell photo for all it is worth. /starts slow clap
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Lost & Blackhawks game tonight? Yeah, I’m going to be up all night on a television & hockey high.
Such is life.
no Justified?
Don’t/Didn’t watch. That nor Damages. I’ll wait for Denis Leary’s show to come back.
I recommend Justified.
I’ve heard. Just haven’t been able to work it into TivoStress.
Hola people. Phew, I’m pooped.
me three
Jobs? Anyone got a spare one? I’m pretty mobile.
Dude, I am the comment cooler. Sorry to bring this curse on your blog. Did you see the the tweet about the yahoo sports high school sports blogger job?
Nah, you’re cool and I didn’t. Link or it didn’t happen.
http://misterirrelevant.com/index.php/2010/05/11/help-wanted-high-school-sports-blogger-for-rivals-comyahoo-sports/#utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=help-wanted-high-school-sports-blogger-for-rivals-comyahoo-sports?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
So would this make looking at pictures of high school girls more creepy or less creepy?
justifiably creepy
- We’re not holding out much hope for the tape deck.
- Or the Credence.
+ a white Russian made with coffee mate.
http://www.bestweekever.tv/2010-05-10/always-keep-your-credit-score-high-or-youll-have-to-see-the-special-man/
WHAT
THE
FUCK
Was that REAL? Holy dogballs, Batman!
NOM. Okay, I’m back from stuffing my face. The party can start now.
***crickets***
I’m about to stuff my face with stromboli. Have fun with the crickets!
*snort* I guess I walked into that.
Enjoying your blood ticks, Dr. Lazarus?
Forget it, I’m not doing this. This epsiode was badly written!
What the fuck is ‘chooglin’?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keep_On_Chooglin%27
Oh. I’m disappointed. I’m not sure what I thought it was, but this is a let-down.
The revenuers sent me a check for $400 fine American dollars! After taking $8400 of mine, I’ll call it even for this year….wheeee!
I’m not sold on the USMNT 30. After we watched how Bradley didn’t use his bench in the Con Cup, what makes anybody think massive food poisoning aside, that he’s going to consider 10, much less 12 midfielders? He should have put Davies on the 30 at least, where he could then not put him on the final 23, like the Ghost of Brian Ching.
you got a link to the list of 30?
http://www.ussoccer.com
Watching “Straight Outta LA” didn’t think i’d like these documentaries then suddenly i’m watching my 4th in the last 5 weeks (I couldn’t give two shits about the rugby one). These are good.
Yeh, I skipped rugby too. The others are good.
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/world-cup/columns/story/_/id/5180986/ce/us/charlie-davies-not-included-roster?cc=5901&ver=us
My leet linking skills may or may not work here….List is at the bottom.
Ugh. I agree, Martin, I’m not sold either. Bradley, Beasley, Ching, Altidore (he’s talented, but lazy, can’t rely on him) – any of those lot could have been left off in favor of Davies. At least Casey wasn’t on the list.
Altidore is lazy, but he’s young and talented, so I’ll give him a shot. Brian Ching is not going to win us a game. This is the World Cup, I don’t need a forward he’s going to help us not lose, I need someone who’s going to help us win.
Robbie Rogers? This isn’t qualifying. He’s not going to be 1 of the 23, so why bother naming him? If Davies can only give us 15 minutes a game, that’s at least a potential that you can put off for a few more weeks till you name the final 23. This whole team smells of Bob Bradley doing the same dumb things he always seems to do….other then Casey not making the team. Good to see ol’ Bob finally got the negs of him and the farm animals back.
I admit I’m no expert, and certainly don’t have an informed opinion beyond that of neophyte, but it does make you wonder why Bradley is still in charge of the team. Sigh.
On a sidenote, I can’t imagine that anyone would take someone interviewing them wearing a black long sleeve shirt and a dodgers hat seriously. Then again, Al Davis might not be able to see Icecube, making what he’s wearing completely void.
In Soviet Russia, basketball plays you! Yeah, some Ruskie billionaire bought the Nets. He obviously has more money than sense.
This basketball game is not going well. Not that I give a shit about the game, I just have to put up with a really crabby spouse.
What up ya’ll…Despite my hatred of the Yankees I picked up the Steinbrenner book today, most say, plowed through the first 150 pages already and its been quite a page turner.
And I’ll beat you to it…Yes, if someone came out with a biography of the anti-christ, I would probably buy that too.
I’d buy that one. Steinbrenner? Not so much. I doubt I’d even check it out of the library.
Well, I plan on writing a review of it for TPP when I finish it, probly tomorrow, so you’ll get the key points there.
Wow. The job market is so poor I may move back to the farm and work 17 hour days until I land something as an alternative to this.
okay, that’s *bad*.
I think the girlfriend would appreciate me coming back tanned and muscular though…
What about tan and broken down? Aren’t you getting a little old to re-start farming?
Haha, my Dad still does it so I figure I’m okay.
Anyone left?
yeh, bitch
I meant anyone that anyone cares about ever, left?
do i qualify?
I just saw the Firefly tweet feed recanting some sex on the plantation drink because of the racial connotations. Awesome.
getting racial up on the twitters I see. We’re all white here, right?
I was in a Chris Rock controversy mood.
I was highly amused. Then again my favorite riddle is “why is aspirin white?”
why is aspirin white?
you want it to work, don’t you?
/you asked!
+yup
ha, nice
Who are you calling white?
sorry about that, Pinky.
Much better. But according to my Crayolas, I’m “Flesh” colored.
yeah, but “flesh” is a pretty rotten nickname.
When I first started coaching, I was called far worse things.
Of course, thanks to whiskey, more whiskey, and even more whiskey, I can’t think of any of them off the top of my head.
sorry, Chalkasian
I just accidentally saw a moment of the show Glee. It’s like they want me to go on a murdering spree.
Oooh, May I request that you be loosed upon Congress?
Please do so, but start with the stars of the show and those responsible for it.
It’s on here on the TV in the bedroom here. I’m not saying the show is fucking terrible, but the dog’s down here watching baseball with me instead of that schlock.
People were sitting around and looked at each other and said, “Can we make the wussiest show ever? Can we do it? Do we have the technology?”
…I actually like Glee. But I liked Nip/Tuck (another Ryan Murphy brainchild) and musicals already. I’m not going to say it’s a *good* show, though. And it’s certainly justifiable to hate it.
yeah, modern musicals annoy the hell outta me. something from the 40s (singin’ in the rain, holiday inn, etc) no problem. i don’t know exactly WHY modern ones piss me off, but they do.
eye blink
http://tinyurl.com/28vzf6w
Ha, you’ve just got that ready to go at a moment’s notice? Awesome.
Holeeee shit. The A-Team movie?
You need to pop your head over the parapet once in a while, there’s a lot going on out here in the world.
Lost Lost Lost Lost Lost Lost Lost
I’m excited. Looks like there’s another ruptured testicle on the ice!
Canuck or Blackhawk? (pleasesaycanuckpleasesaycanuck…)
Canuck. It was actually a wicked knee injury. Knees don’t bend that way, even on skates.
They do to Canucks.
HA HA YOU FILTHY FUCKERS! YOU ALL SUCK AND YOUR LOWER EXTREMITIES ARE WEAK!
Although, I did get to hear “Elephantiasis of the testes” tonight. That’s a win right there.
honestly, i can hear the beavis & butthead like laughter coming through the tweets…of course, I’m one of those laughing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20j46wROj-0&feature=related
Times 2. I’m feeling good tonight now.
I just read something about FireFly Vodka accepting sponsorship apps. I may have read it wrong, but that’s only cause I’m drunk. So sue me…
You’ve been given your mission this week.
Get it done. Don’t take no for an answer, even if it means you have to resort to kidnapping marketing people.
Yeah, they’ll sponsor events.
Okay, I’m going for rack time. Catch you lot tomorrow.