Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask gally how best to be awesome. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com
In todays big news, Last Call has a new permanent home here on Tuesdays. Don’t fret kiddies, it’s still here on Mondays but Weed had to drop out of the Tuesday edition due to his flux capacitor not handling the time/space continuum as it should.
Musical Interlude:
Linkage:
EDSBS: Spencer presents a sample piece he submitted for Will Leitch’s new book that didn’t make the final cut. You’ll have to read it to see why.
SB Nation: Because everything you read on the Internet is true, everything is true. Why, we even interviewed Jared Allen’s Mullet twice this year. Well NBC Chicago took an obviously satirical piece from Hockey Independent and reported it as true. May as well have quoted The Bleacher Report.
SB Nation: In much sadder news, SB Nation is continually updating the details of the UVA lacrosse murder. Caution, some of the details are graphic and/or gruesome.
With Leather: Plaxico Buress is still in prison and is behaving badly. Imagine that, a spoiled athlete behaving badly.
27b slash 6: Simon’s guide to shopping at IKEA. It’s relevant to me because I’ve been spending time there lately. Don’t feel sorry for him, he’s just a silly boy
Warming Glow: I love the Lost pieces the Ufford does as well as the comments that follow them. Danger Guerrero presents a semi plausible scenario in the comments.
Maddox: Maddox presents safety tips for safe children. Topics include: Running across freeways, safe shooting, moving downed power lines and safe sex. Yes, safe sex. I’m sure this is an April fools post that never got taken down, but whatever. How else are you going to teach your pre-schooler about proper condom usage.
Daddys Sugar Ball: Bearcat explains that instead of puting Evgeni Malkin on a milk carton this year, his disappearance is easily explainable. He’s off spending time as a matador.
Sportress of Blogitude: Woody Paige is captaining the Tim Tebow lovefest Armada. I’m not even mad. That’s impressive.
The Sporting Blog: Boston Bruins fans receive another dating tip from the team. It’s so good that it’s science.
For the Fella’s:
- The incomparable Eva Amurri. The second love of my life. RAWWR
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For the Ladies:
- RAWWRR!!
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I won’t be around here too much tonight due to work, but I leave you with a toast my old boss used to use. Why? Because you’re probably all drinking anyways..
1) nice toast. I’ll have to remember to use that at the next wedding i’m forced to attend. thereby assuring i’ll never be invited to another.
2) what. the. FUCK, like one Nick Cage wasn’t enough?
Absolutely nothing on TV tonight, and I don’t want to go out because i did last night and i’m planning on it tomorrow and Thursday night.
And there’s baseball too.
Yeah Cubs-Pirates are on, i’ll probably throw that on and catch up on my shows that i missed last weekend.
Nothing on tv?? I’ve got Pens-Halaks in 5 minutes!
best goalie wins!
I don’t believe in Hockey. I watched that shit last friday by drinking continuously, screaming and making smart-ass remarks.
And somehow didn’t fall asleep.
I don’t believe it. You’d never make a remark about a league or conference you don’t like!
/on that note I’m out. Later folks.
The ATL and Orlando for BB in 22 minutes!
Last week it was 68 degrees. Today, 4 inches of snow an counting. Oh, and it’s 16 degrees tonight.
Dude, you need to move. That just ain’t right.
75 and sunny here. I would get the hell out, anything less than 60 is unacceptable. Move to San Diego.
The weatherman in San Diego might as well be a cardboard cut out with a audio tape “75 and sunny all day.”
I hope to move there someday…i’d love it. No rain. No snowstorms. Awesome.
Where the blue blazes do you live, dude, Antarctica??
It hit 87 here today. Of course, I tolerate the 49th-ranked edjumacation system, crippling lack of funds for public projects, second-highest unemployment in the nation, and a cadre of politicians that make the Keystone Cops look competent, but hey – winter only lasts two months!
Edmonton Alberta
Gally, this past season of Californication was good to you.
Yes. Yes it was. Even her stint on House last night was good.
Wow. The human spelling error just hit a 2 run 2 out double. Didn’t think he had anything left in the tank.
Brett Favre plays baseball?
Ha, no. The Human Spelling error is Jhonny Peralta.
Oh, this is going to be one of those nights. On the bright side, LOST!. On the downside, I was outside too long and now look like a freckled ginger bastard*.
*Note: Not a ginger.
What’s wrong with being Ginger, exactly?
How much time you got? Short version: It’s unnatural, by golly!
seriously, i don’t get this new thing about Gingers.
New? I’m fairly certain Gingers have always been unnatural.
You’re not trying to… HIDE something, are you?
no, i mean this ‘new’ bashing of Gingers. And if I were Ginger (I’m a Maroon), I’d own up to it, LOL.
Sir, I submit for your consideration, the following evidence:
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2010/2/7/634011696220360975-Gingers.jpg
Sir, I would propose that that Ginger is more evil than all the rest.
So, not sure if that worked or not, but here’s the link.
RIP Ernie Harwell, THE voice of the Tigers. this is his farwell address last September.
He was a fabulous announcer. After the Tigers fired him (possibly the dumbest move that franchise ever made) he worked some Angel broadcasts. He was great. For a season we had Scully doing Dodger and Harwell doing Angel broadcasts. Best of teh best right there.
Yeah I saw that. Baseball lost a treasure today. :(
Well Hello there, party people.
hey, how’d it go last night?
How was the show last night?
I had issues to say the least. The MC, a black beat-boxer named Fudge who plays in an R&B band, called me to tell me it was off. Then it was on again, so I went late. Saw me and 4 other comedians. Signed my name on the sheet. They called me up first.
So I went up first, did my set. Got a few laughs but no one was paying attention at this point. I get off stage, my GF couldn’t work the GD camera and didn’t record.
Then, 4 more comedians came and the audience doubled in size. The people in the back, came to the front. It turned out to be a show of about 50 people. So I was pissed at my promptness.
I should’ve showed up late and figured the GD camera out myself. UGH
thpppt. that eats.
yeah it wasn’t fun but i think i did well given the situation and it was solid practice. i got a big show on the 19th in NYC. EEK!
w00t!
Oh, FUCK this shit. A fan ran out on the field at CBP, and upset Hamels (who was working on a shutout). Lidge is in now. Execute that “fan”, please.
Was he tased?
No. I think the guards have been warned against doing that.
Right up there with the brilliant fans of WVU and Miss. State. They need to be tased. I’ve been on the field/court enough and worrying about the players and fans is enough, the last thing i need is some jackass running around.
http://twitter.com/THETHOROBRED
This is the asshole who ran out onto the field during tonight’s Phillies game, according to his own tiwtter account. If there was a way to tase his nads over the internets, I’d be doing that right now.
and i think we should all try to post that link to his twitter page on every single sports blog, especially Phillies blogs. Heh.
Amazingly, he can’t spell his own name.
Silly Phillies fan. It’s an epidemic I tells ya.
Okay, rack time. I look forward to seeing the treatment that idiot “fan” gets tomorrow…
catch you lot later!
Californication is great too and involves lots of sexy stuff in this tv series.”"`
i love to watch Californication, all those pretty girls wowwww”;*