Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask gally the best way to reformat your computer. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com
gimp here. I know, weird, right? Gally’s computer has tanked once again and our poor Canadian overlord friend now has to reformat. Dude just save yourself the trouble and get a Mac.
Musical Interlude
“Got You Where I Want You” by the flys
Linkage
KSK: Sexy Friday? On a Monday? It’s not my birthday…
Film Drunk: Vince shows off the new Marmaduke poster…And pictures of animals wearing sunglasses. WIN!
Hammer Fisted: Like awesome fighter entrances? Sure you do. Check out Tom Lawlor’s entrance from UFC 113 Saturday night, where the “Filthy” one did his best Apollo Creed impression.
Busted Coverage: If Avatar was good for something it’s promoting the use of 3-D technology in other things. Like 3-D photos of a model. 3-D glasses required, but still enjoyable without.
Manofest: 20 Inappropriate Sand Sculptures that are about as inappropriate as you’d imagine. But still so very awesome.
For the homies
For the ladies
For Logic. Note: he knows why ;-)
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A Mac? Gally’s not a teacher or a douchebag.
Wait…I think Gally’s not a teacher or a douchebag.
Nope, I’m not a teacher, douchebag or dj. No mac for me. My computer contracted a rootkit, which a mac can get, which is a virus that lives in your BIOS right on the motherboard not on the hard drive. So, I have to back up some of my files that I want to keep and wipe the computer. Fun stuff, but at least I know what’s wrong with it…
Macs are awesome because Justin Long says so. I feel the computer pain right now. I thought I would be smart and get a recertified laptop. I just did a factory restore. If I were a camper I would not be happy at this point.
Agreed on the Mac’s thing. Some people think Maddox is a douche. I think his commentary on Mac’s is brilliant. Oh that commentary? It’s right here. Enjoy.
ha, just read it. Mac douches, ya burnt.
Oh, next day there’s time, we’ll be able to podcast. I went and bought some new equipment so once the computer is reborn it’s a go.
Nice.
I had a mac. It was pretty cool. I was also in teacher’s college, so I’m not a complete douche (well, in my eyes, you may think differently).
One thing it can’t do, drink water.
/Going to be purchasing a netbook next.
Did you try to feed your Mac water. After midnight? Shameful stuff.
Wow. Logic’s girlfriend is HAWT.
Where you getting this from? You creeping facebook?
Oh god! I’m officially retarded. Gimp, you might want to go get yourself checked.
HAHAHA
I bet she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Oh, and Gally, I have NO IDEA why you keep getting caught in the Pub’s spam filter. If there’s a way to permanently ‘approve’ you email addy, I don’t know what it is in WP.
Perhaps on the spam page, check the box next to me and then click on approve author? I suppose it’s because sometimes I comment from home,one IP address and sometimes from the iPhone which is a different IP…
hrm. i’ll look into it next time you get stuck, but i think all I can do is approve a single comment. i dunno.
Silly intarwebs
What is the consensus opinion of the people here on giving away prizes for comments on a blog? Is that lame? Because I have this 160 GB external hard drive I have no use for. I was thinking I would say I’ll pick my favorite comment and send it to the person. I think filmdrunk does something like that, or did. I just don’t want to be lame, but I also want some comments. You see my conundrum?
No it’s a solid idea. I’d love to see more non last call commenting.
I was talking about my blog, but I’ve got some DVD’s and some other stuff I am willing to part with for here. Let me scrounge some stuff up. I believe I have 2 original Nintendo systems.
Seems to me that it’s your property, and you can decide how to dispatch it. I’m guessing legally speaking, as long as you have permission from the blog in question (which is to say, through whichever blog you’re planning on giving out your prize), there’s probably no issue.
Personally, I’d make some sort of contest out of it, like a caption contest, or an insult contest, that kind of thing, to give a real sense of competition to it and higher amusement value. But again, that’s me.
If you know you have a lot of readers, run a contest.
I don’t have a lot of readers. But the people do read don’t comment.
That sucks
Run a contest anyway!
I’ll do it.
All this righteous outrage over the Brian Cushing thing is making me laugh and laugh.
Who with the what now?
Last year’s NFL defensive rookie of the year, tested positive for “something”. COUGHSTEROIDSANDPED’SCOUGH.
Now all the writers COUGHPETERKINGCOUGH are all twisted because that award is not an NFL one, it’s an AP award and they think he should be stripped.
Meanwhile, Ray Lewis and Leonard Little still roam the land and guys are being unfaithful left and right and having 20 kids, but we should all be FINALLY angry that some kid tested positive.
It’s so goddam laughable and hypocritical.
Something something Shawn Merriman.
It still kind of stinks that this whole thing is being blown up but in the end it keeps me grounded in thinking about the Texans, which is a good thing.
Well, in Ray Ray’s case he was not found guilty. Cushing was found guilty…
You know what I’m getting at, though. This is ridiculous.
haha, yeah
Well, in RayRay’s case, he plea bargained out of the obstruction charge and ratted out his friends.
Also, might have stabbed the guy and let someone else take the fall.
Also, a really, really bad dancer.
Oh. People still give a fuck about that?
C’mon! Where’s your OUTRAGE?
*snort* I’ve assumed for years that all sports stars are shooting/snorting/huffing/injecting all sorts of things. The way i see it, they want to do that, whatever, just don’t expect me to pay your health bills when your balls shrivel up and fall off. meanwhile, hit the fucking ball to the moon, and dance for me boy! amuse me!
*gasp* Where’s your respect for the SANCTITY OF THE GAME?
/mock anger
2 Yellows…
…do I have a prelim USMNT roster from you yet? I’m writing the post at this very moment, so if you don’t mind…
@Sculptor Yeah, that’s a reasonable assumption to make at this point in pro sports. Maybe a little of college sports, too. But I think if we just ignore the issue, then it brings up new problems that affect the fairness of the leagues. Not everyone can afford PEDs.
Clearly, we should make the steroids/PEDs cheaper. For the kids. OBAMACARE!
PEDs for some, miniature American flags for others!
Canadian flags for some others even?
Fuck that, just inject all of them as part of their uniform. retire the record books, and just let these goons go crazy. Literally and figuratively.
Hmmm, I kind of like records
Oh, and I’m sure those critters can afford PEDs. Rookies who do nothing but sit the bench all season earn what, $200K?
Where do I sign up?
exactly. I’d be happy to carry bats and gear around, and warm up a stretch of bench, for that amount of scratch.
ooh and scratch your balls. Well not your balls per se, but you know.
sure, crotch scratching, nose picking, spitting, belching. no problem, not for that kind of dough.
exactly
Well, just got my HSA debit card in the mail. I can use that to buy a new netbook, right? Isn’t that how BadgerCare works? I can use money that should be spent on everyday needs for a new tv, dvd player and laptop or netbook?
/really hate poor people.
What is the HSA?
HSA = Health Spending Account.
I put in so many $/mo (and company matches) and that money can be spent on health care related things. I can use mine for OTC drugs, prescriptions, copays, etc.
see if you can get a shrink to declare a new laptop as essential to mental health. because we all know you’ll go crazy without one…
Except my insurance doesn’t cover mental health, from what I recall. Slippery slopes, see?
I wonder if I could buy cookies with it.
White Chocolate MACADAMAIA NUT COOKIES?
What? White Macadamawhatnot? Fuck that.
Chocolate Chip. Good old American classic!*
*may not be an American classic if the Jamaican guy makes them
Macadamaia nuts are Hawaiian, ergo I believe that’s American.
Yeah, but not really. That’s like saying Canada is part of North America.
Hey everybody. Thanks for the welcome today at the Pub. So today, the first weekday after my final edition of final exams, I went out and filmed an awkward 3 minute video clip of me doing sports reports. Look out small station affiliates nationwide, I’m about to drop an awkward DVD on your lap!
Nice, did you use any sweet sassy molasses?
HA!
So I hit the reply button too soon. But here we go, “HA! No I didn’t, but wish I did. Trying to be sort of professional while using my schools HD cameras to make something look halfway professional so I can live in a town similar to Erie, Pennsylvania for a few years reporting on high school hockey.”
Erie? Do you know KGun? Oh right, while we’re at it, do you know Phil? You know Phil. That white guy from the USA. You guys all know each other right?
heh, as long as you do some guest posts for us once you’re big and famous.
make sure you hit up channel 43 WUAB in Cleveland OH. They seem like a fun bunch to work with.
I figured that’s all it takes is a few posts on the Pub. I’m looking midwest, as I am just finishing school at Allegheny College in Meadville, Pa., so most of the contacts I’ve made are out here. I’m from North Jersey and not many people break into a media market of that size right out of college, and as far as journalism goes, I am not a special exception.
Anyway, what’s everybody on tonight? Telemundo soccer, NBA bball or the Yanks/Tigers on espn?
Yanks-Tigers until I get bored with that. I will NOT suffer through a magic-hawks game. Fuck. That. Noise.
RedSox game here.
I’m a Yankees fan, forgive me. But even I’m on the Pens/Canadiens. In school in the Pitt market, but hate the Pens and their fans, so I’m the asshole who sits with my roommate, watches the game, has a few beers, and hears the neighbors above complain whenever the Canadiens score or Pens get something called against them. Because there’s nothing like hearing a bunch of people who just discovered hockey when Crosby broke into the league complain during a hockey game, and then ask what icing is.
Fuck the Penguins and that Crosby ass clown.
Penguins fans are a joke, an absolute joke. 95% of them are of the bandwagon variety. So glad to get the hell out of there for a few weeks. Hopefully they fucking lose.
Food network.
oh, what’s Aunt Lushy (Sandra Lee) doing this evening?
Oh, it’s a tad different up here. CRTC requires Canadian content and what not
wait, you mean you get actual cooking shows on the Food Network?
Yeah, some Iron Chef, Top Chef and Hells Kitchen but it’s like 90% cooking
If anyone happens to run into Troy Glaus, please do something that would prevent him from playing baseball for as long as possible.
he still plays? cripes.
If you call going 0-4 with 2-3 K’s ever game playing baseball, then yes.
Hey, didn’t he have the only two hits against Moyer in his shutout the other night?
Yeah and he has less than half as many homers as Jose Bautista and 1/3 as many as Rod Barajas. What a clean-up hitter.
You dick
*snort* that whole argument was one of the better ones of late.
Bedtime. Good night, fools.
Funny, gimp. Real fuckin’ funny. Fuck face.