Now that Lebron has choked purposely thrown lost his last game of the season for the Cleveland Cavaliers the offseason attention has already begun to focus on where Lebron James will play next season. The speculation has been centering on the New York Knicks for a while but has recently begun to include the New Jersey/Bronx/Russian Nets and the Chicago Bulls. There is also a strong contingent in the media who feel Lebron will stay in Cleveland out of loyalty to Ohio. That’s quite a bit of wishful thinking, Ohio. Have you looked at yourself in the mirror recently? I’m still predicting the New York Knicks or the Nets will be bron-bron’s next destination, especially after this video reeking of desperation.
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Now for snarky comments about that video. If this represents Cleveland’s finest we need to send humanitarian aid their way. Call the U.N. and get some air drops of food, water, and plastic surgeons going.
The singing in this video is horrendous. I see the effort, but you really have to able to carry a tune. What is Lebron going to think when he hears “intimidating TV lawyer” Tim Misny way off key? He’s not going to be intimidated. That’s for sure.
So how long has WJW weatherman Dick Goddard been dead? It’s good to see the Tales from the Crypt puppet getting some work.
So we don’t know who the hot Asian chick is? You finally feature some tail, and we can’t even know her name? Lebron knows there are more hot women in New York anyway. This video is not going to help. Cleveland, you should have hired some strippers for this video. It’s not like Lebron knows what the city comptroller looks like anyway.
O hey Lebron, look, it’s Erika Lauren, former cast member on The Real World and Cleveland’s biggest celebrity after you. Too bad she sings like a beached whale.
LBJ, look at what you are doing to attorney and CNN personality Avery Friedman. Do you see how sweaty you’re making him? Do you think anyone in New York is going to get hot flashes for you like your guy Avery? I think not.
They obviously saved the closers for the end of the video. Norton furniture pitchmen and whispering singer Marc Brown really sold you with that point toward the camera, didn’t he, Lebron?
It’s a good thing they put up Bill Louis’s name on the screen because otherwise I would have been working under the assumption they got David Crosby for the video. In which case, why didn’t they just have him sing the whole thing? See the resemblance?
Was Bone Thugs -n- Harmony not available for this? Cleveland is the city where they come from so run run… It’s sad, Cleveland, because I can see how much you want to keep him, but after this video I think you pushed him further away. Sometimes you have to hold on loosely, but don’t let go. Every thing I know I learned from classic rock.
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*howling with laughter*
Even thought this post was a joke Lebron is seriously leaving.