The Morning After Pill is a daily recap of the previous days events from the sporting world. Certain teams and entire sports are left out due to an extreme lack of caring or crippling hangovers. It’s probably the hangovers though, and they might not even be crippling. Today’s edition has been crafted by WSR, meaning the paper drafts reek of tears and whiskey. That’s how we roll. Send tips to tips@ thegallyblog.com
For the first time since they were swept out in the 1997 Finals by the Red Wings, Philadelphia is in the Stanley Cup Finals after downing the Canadians 4-2 at the Wachovia Center. The Flyers pummeled Montreal in 5 games, and will now get their ass handed to them by the Blackhawks. Game 1 is Saturday night on NBC, game 2 is Monday night on NBC, and Gary Bettman still sucks more cock than Chasey Lain.
- Official Gally Blog NHL Story Picture
- Puck. Because I said so.
Minnesota Twins: Did Not Play
Chicago Bitch Sox 7 Cleveland 2
Toronto 6 Los Angeles Angels 0
Brett Favre didn’t do anything. He also didn’t not do anything
The NFL lost a United States Supreme Court case. It probably won’t affect you.
The NBA sucks. It’s not even basketball anymore. People more astute than I will point out that it’s probably been that way for at least a decade now.
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I’d do things to Faye Reagan that are illegal in Utah.
- Don't Google Image search her without safe search on. Trust Me
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