The Morning After Pill is a daily recap of the previous days events from the sporting world. Certain teams and entire sports are left out due to an extreme lack of caring or crippling hangovers. It’s probably the hangovers though, and they might not even be crippling. Today’s edition has been crafted by WSR, meaning the paper drafts reek of tears and whiskey. That’s how we roll. Send tips to tips@ thegallyblog.com
FROM THIS MORNING: Slovakia 1 New Zealand 1
From Yesterday: Italy 1 Paraguay 1. Stupid thieving flopping wops stole a point.
Japan 1 Camaroon Nil
Netherlands 2 Denmark 0 . We’re all winners when these two countries play, and I’m not talking about anything that happens on the pitch, either.
At least the draft is coming soon.
The Minnesota Twins did not play.
Milwaukee 12 Los Angeles Angels 2
I hate interleague play more than any of you could ever imagine. If I could find a way to simultaneously kill Bud Selig and Gary Bettman at the same time but it would cost me an arm, I’d get ready to adjust to life with a flipper.
Brett Favre didn’t do anything. He also didn’t not do anything.
College Football
It looks like the conference change merry-go-round is coming to a screeching halt. I have something in the works on this. I’ll just say this now: yesterday I compared what the Big XII is doing to putting a band-aid on a mortar wound.
The NXT rookies were at it again last night, but they were repelled by pretty much everyone in the WWE. At the end of they show, they attacked Canadian Prime Minister Brett Hart.
I’m sorry, I seem to be confusing my athletic entertainment leagues that are fixed.
Redhead
Yup, another ginger I’d leave in no position to walk straight.
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