Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask gally the best way to fuck up at life. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com
Musical Interlude:
A fantastic song about being great.
Linkage:
Wall Street Journal: Bad news for us Internet folks. All this continuous multi-tasking and Internetting is making us lose focus and becoming dumber.
Black Sports Online: Reggie Wayne’s mistress surrenders to the police. The obvious question is would you?
Steel Clink Alcatraz: Danger Guerrero presents his first mailbag and finds out he’s tastless?
Warming Glow: Charlie Sheen is going to be doing hard time. Federal pound me in the ass prison time. Nah, at a theatre in Aspen.
KSK: Fuck icing bros. The time has come for bros to kick it hardcore, and burrito their bros. Yeah, Bros Burritoing Bros.
My Modern Met: Some funny re-interpretations of spam mail. The title image above is from here.
Coed Magazine: 5 ways that serial killers can help you pick up women. Yeah, for serious. No it’s not creepy or anything.
Favre Dollar Footlongs: Sweet Jebus. Someone didn’t enjoy Blogs With Balls. Burn him. He’s a witch.
For the Fella’s:
- You know, If you were bored or something.
For the Ladies:
- Dr. House RAWWRRR
Bonus Video:
Jonesy, aka Mr. Mullet is one of my friends from High School.
Evening ladies and gents.
hey boys, how’s it hanging? left or right?
I’m happy it’s just hanging
I just got your e-mail about the World Cup picks – - that sounds like a great plan. Let me know if you need anything from me to get it started.
When do you guys want those pics, so I can get them to you in time?
by Thursday night is good…it’s going up on Friday
Thanks!
No problemo
Well, sure, if you’d like to write the post, you can just email it to me and I’ll put it up as a guest editor post. or I can basically re-hash what you wrote to me. whatever you want or would be easiest for you, let me know.
You can just rehash the e-mail…that’s probably the best.
will do. I’ll post something tomorrow, and I’ll also poke the ATD boys and see if they want to do one on Wednesday. Obviously, there’s some overlap, but they’ll get some additional footy only types that the pub won’t.
I e-mailed Two Yellows but didn’t hear anything back yet.
Thanks
Not surprised, he’s busier than a one-legged man in a championship ass kicking contest. I’ll poke both him and Fuse.
Hey, I’m back from vacation, but I’m still in vacation mode today. I start 2-3 month contract tomorrow with a sucky ass commute. It’s for a huge pc company (best not to specify, one of the oldest) at a bank (also big.) It’s bittersweet because this is the longest-term employment I’ve had in a while, but then again I won’t be able to dick around on the internet as much. I’ll still be posting sometimes. It will just be more sporadic and of even lower quality.
more sporadic and of even lower quality.
ya know, you can take this segment out of context far too easily. ;)
good for you on the gig, but we’ll miss your nonsense.
Is that possible?
we’ll miss it. we have terrible aim.
Haha, bravo
Borrowing from my twitter:
For Saturday’s game, we need a proper hashtag. We adopted #Jingoism for Team USA overall in the Olympics, and will continue to use that throughout the World Cup. However, for the gaggle of US vs Canada Olympic Hockey games (mens & womens) we used #Homerism vs #Hoserism tags. We need one for England.
Offer options and/or advice and/or suggestions here or at my twitter (WisconsinRob). And we’ll make the formal declaration either Wednesday or Friday.
Carry on.
what happened to #limeyism? that one was perfect.
I concur
I didn’t want to commit too early to #limeyism. It’s the leader in the clubhouse.
#beatufulbritishsmiles
#youregoingtoneedthatstiffupperlip
#unitedqueendom
#warmbeerism
#fishandchips
and my favorite:
#teabaggers
Nothing about proper dental maintenance?
#BeautifulBritishSmiles was an “ironic” hash tag.
that was Beautiful British Smiles
but it does need the red sarcasm font to make its point, i’ll admit.
I skipped the first one. I’ve always thought the beginings of things were just filler.
*snort* yeah. i did put the best one last. even so, i’m still partial to #limeyism
Wait, so the internet is making me lose focus and now as a society we…HOLY SHIT did you see this story about drinking vodka through your eye? They even have YouTube.com videos!
Haha, well played.
Played? He’s not that clever…he just thinks he is
Don’t encourage him, Gally
well, we need to encourage him a *little* bit, or who else are we going to mock? besides me, I mean.
Well, there’s always Logic and Gimp. And so forth and so on. Plus Jason McIntyre.
Internet slap fight. This match will be 8 rounds and I need you guys to make sure there are only low blows.
Don’t give Bearcat a reason to grab me below the belt. He’s always looking for an opportunity…pregnant wife or not.
he’s capable of impregnation? learn something new every day.
Well shit. You’re no fun tonight.
If I encourage him, he gets very clingy
That whore.
Wow, step out for the evening and suddenly all hell breaks loose around me…
It is a risk. At least you didn’t fall asleep with your shoes on.
Actually that might have happened since I have a huge Penis drawn on my cheek and FAG written backwards on my forehead.
Nothing like a wild Monday night to make sure you have a solid week.
Well, I mean it’s a Thursday somewhere right?