Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask Logic about the best in local ball pits. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com
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Linkage:
BBC: Remember all those times you were told to sit up straight? Well you were doing it wrong. Lean back young Skywalkers.
Cracked: Six slacker behaviors that Science says are good for you. According to this, I’m going to live forever.
Salon: Say it ain’t so. A requiem for Chat Roulette.
ABC: Hell yeah! I think anyways. A man lost 24 lbs by eating nothing but pizza for a month and combining it with some exercise. His point was to show that portion control and exercise is all that we need to do to stop being big fatties.
Cleverbot: Clever bot is exactly that, a clever bot… that learns from its interactions with people. Ask it a joke, talk Internet meme’s with it or just have a random conversation. Be warned, if you lob up a softball, it will occasionally hit it out of the park and then mock you.
Ben Koo: ESPN pays bloggers, but just not their own sadly. There’s only one comment on the article, but it’s an epic one.
The Nervous Breakdown: How an author accidentally got 700,000 fans on Facebook.
Purple Jesus Diaries: Getting to know Jared Allen’s mysterious basement. Did you know he tortures kitties there?
Big Boi: Big Boi has a new album out and he’s streaming it for free on his website. You’re welcome if you’re into that kind of thing.
Black Heart Gold Pants: Yes, we “reported” on this earlier, but here’s a serious take on Chris Henry having Chronic Trauma Encephalopathy.
Londonist: London’s Twitter traffic mapped topographically. Pretty interesting actually.
1940 Chronicle: This is the best thing ever. This is what would have happened if the Internet had existed during WWII and someone had taken the time to blog about it’s daily events and happenings.
Cheesecake for the guys:
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Cheesecake for the ladies:
- Burt Reynolds RAWWWRRR
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Good 1940s thing.
Yeah, that guy is brilliant.
hey fucknuggets! how’s things tonight?
So so. And you?
jays @ cleveland tonight. ugh, that lind, hill, overbay trio really isn’t having their best year.
a little bit on the mend, but I’m still sleeping for 2 hours (or so) every day after work and getting 8 or so at nights.
Not sure if it was (is?) heat exhaustion or something like mono (which I somehow contracted when I was 13 or so).
ok folks, I’m out to do something productive for a change. Have a good one.
Hangin’ in. Finished a sculpt today – putting together a proposal to teach a class next april. It’s amazing what you can force yourself to do when the working conditions suck.
that could be exciting. Hope it works out, sculptor?!?
thanks. I’m hoping it gets approved; if it is, 4 students pays for the supplies, and students 5-10 will pay for the hotel bill and table fee. Obviously the goal is twofold – pay for the show, and advertise the hell outta myself.
well. that was…upsetting. i dislike when my friends are suffering. quick, someone tell me a dirty joke, make me laugh.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it died….
/I’ll be here all week
!!!
…
BWAHAHAHAAA Good gods, I’m a sick puppy.
and thanks.
Glad I could be of some help. Cleverbot told me that joke, so I’m not sure what thy says about me.
you’re resourceful?
Perhaps
That reminds me of a joke a guy told me in college.
How do you get Mother Teresa pregnant?
You fuck her.
That’s awesome.
What’s black and blue and red and white all over? The Phillies.
/not what you’re looking for.
And the Indians. And the USMNT. Sigh.
High drama in Rosenblatt. 1-1, top 9, UCLA with a man on 1st with two outs.
Is this better?
Yep. Make that 1st and 3rd, two outs.
USC’s closer walked a .188 CWS hitter. Bases full.
Strikeout! Tied at one, headed to the bottom of the ninth, and I can’t sit still.
Three up, three down from the meat of USC’s lineup. Headed to ten!
STREAKER!