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Knock knock. Who’s there? Some links, bitch:
We all love a good animated .gif. I know I do. I also enjoy the television show Parks & Recreation which makes this website ideal for me. Also, I think I’m in love with Aubrey Plaza’s character, April, on the show. [Parks and Recreations Gifs]
Charlie Sheen is going to do some time. Given, it’s Kiefer Sutherland-like jail time, but Sheen is still going to spend some time in county. [WWTDD]
This site is cool. It is called the Internet Movie Firearm Datbase, and it catalogs what models of guns were used in television and film. It’s a helpful reference tool if you’re into that sort of thing. [IMFDB]
Blogs with Balls is happening this weekend! You can watch it on Saturday courtesy of Justin.tv. More info at the link. [Blogs with Balls]
Our very own Logic has another video of him doing stand up at a comedy club. Watch it here.
One of the neatest little websites I have found in a while has done it again. They have found a way to text using an iphone or ipod touch for free. Their site is like Lifehacker except more focused on cool, useful stuff and less on pictures of how people setup their offices. [Broken Secrets]
Dennis Hopper is dead. Ufford did a tribute post over at Warming Glow. I think we all give Hopper his due for the many indelible roles he has played, but I always have a hard time shaking his guest starring role from the first season of 24 where he was supposed to be doing a Bosnian or Serbian accent but it sounded more like an American doing a bad Russian accent. I’m a nitpicker. Bonus points for anyone who can name what the blog Warming Glow is named after. [Warming Glow]
Oasis is getting back together in a bastardized form WITHOUT NOEL! Needless to say I am out of sorts about this considering Noel has always been the talent behind Oasis. I hope this finally makes him get off his arse and do some solo work. [Nonpopulist]
Some guy ripped another guy’s heart out with his bare hands while on drugs allegedly. No biggie. [Hammer Fisted]
For the guys:
Gabrielle Anwar from Burn Notice. New season starts on Thursday on USA.
For the ladies:
Joel McHale
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Okay, so is everyone ready to watch the Indians roll over and play dead for the Tigers/? Yeah, me neither.
Evening bitches. I’ll be home from work soonish. The taps are open though. Come on in and remember to stay away from the ficus.
It’s a little late, but here nonetheless. How’s your penis?
Uh, what?
Scrubs joke, the Todd goes around saying “How’s your penis?” instead of hey, what’s up?
Ah, right.
Never watched that show. But I might need to start using that line. Soooo many opportunities for awkwardness.
Oh, definitely
Oh man, street corner drug deal. Sometimes I really love where I live.
I don’t miss those days at all. I’m quite happy living in the suburbs with the other annoying douchey people.
I would if I could man
Give it time. Some day you’ll get neutered and forced to live somewhere you don’t want to, also.
I was under the impression he already lived somewhere he didn’t want to.
Perhaps somewhere elser?
Meh, living somewhere else would mean that I had money, a job and someone to live with.
le sigh. getting old sucks. don’t do it, yo.
too late
Red card on NBC for holding Parks and Rec until midseason next year in favor of a likely racist show about a call center in India (I think). It had a rough first year, but may have been the most consistent NBC Thursday show this year.
I’d give the edge to Community I believe.
Speaking of, isn’t Jeff supposed to be like mid-30s and Annie’s supposed to be 18? That’s kinda … icky?
kinda hot
Also, Liam Gallagher’s voice, much like Colin Meloy’s, makes me want to stick nails through my eardrums. But that’s just personal taste.
That’s the best headline I’ve ever seen–full stop. Though I didnt recognize him–put on a few lbs, eh?
good gods, you’re ALIVE! how the hell are ya?
Haha, yeah.
RedSox have self destructed tonight. Ugh. Indians are somehow managing to maintain a lead over the Tigers*
*jinxed
Come on, Tribe. You can hang in there.
Kerry Wood deserves a save.
I made the list twice! I knew I liked you, Nonpop
Haha, suckup
Well, you’re the hardest working man in being-an-ass-business. Gotta give you your props.
Okay the Tribe held on. Now let’s see if the RedSox can pull one out…
Don’t be so HIV negative all the time..
I don’t know. That South Park is on. It’s awesome. That is all.
HA, that was one of the better episodes.
I wish they didn’t do like 8 episodes and then come back 6 months later with 8 more.
yeh, I’ve been wondering where the new episodes are. New Tosh.0 tomorrow night!
Antonio Bastardo. Still funny. Sounds like he should be The Great Cornholio’s sidekick.
What now? I think I’m missing a reference.
/lifts t-shirt over head, forcing arms into place
Do you have TP for my bunghole?
*high pitched gravel voice* I am the Great Cornholio! Give me teepee for my bunggghole!
And a cappucino for my bunghole….heh heh
Oh, and for those who have never seen it, here’s the first B&B. Done in 1992 for an animation shorts movie. I give you: Frog Baseball http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhAdMh2y738
Oh Jesus, you’re trying to get me arrested again, aren’t you?
Kids, stay in school and don’t actually play frog baseball.
haha
hahaha. sometimes being the old broad is fun. i can still corrupt you young kids..
okay gang, i’m out like a light. this is the down side to being the old broad.
hasta.