The Morning After Pill is a daily recap of the previous days events from the sporting world. Certain teams and entire sports are left out due to an extreme lack of caring or crippling hangovers. It’s probably the hangovers though, and they might not even be crippling. Today’s edition has been crafted by WSR, meaning the paper drafts reek of tears and whiskey. That’s how we roll. Send tips to tips@ thegallyblog.com
United States 1 Algeria 0
England 1 Slovenia 0
Germany 1 Ghana 0
Australia 2 Serbia 1
Last night’s NHL Award show from Las Vegas was absolutely painful to watch. Fortunately, there were 2 high points: Duncan Keith completely ignoring the “wrap it up” music and continuing to go on and on until the NHL just cut to a different camera, and a video clip with Bobby Ryan and Ryan Getzlaf.
Interleague play still sucks dong. It’s completely competitively balanced. The Royals defeated Stephen Strasburg and the Royals. Since they’re in the same division, I’m sure the Twins will get a shot at the Royals, right? (The answer is no because Bud Selig is a mouthbreathing douchenozzle that should be choked to death with used buttplugs procured from gay porn.) Oh, and congratulations to the Royals for giving Strasberg his first loss, 1-0.
Brett Favre didn’t do anything. He also didn’t not do anything.
Brad Childress is still a complete retard. It takes a special kind of moron to make me miss the tactical brilliance of Mike Tice.
Redhead
- Ahhh, 1997.
Remember when Gillian Anderson was hot? It’s a shame she was wasted just being on that show with David Duchovney.
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