- Be careful, it may take you seconds, minutes even, into the future.
Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask Rovitz about that time he had syphilis.. don’t worry, it cleared up. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com
Musical Interlude:
Unfortunately due to recent events, I feel like I have to preface this song with, It’s a song, just a song. It has no bearing on my mental state, what I’m thinking or my “emoness.”
Those of you that watch the very underrated Leverage on TNT, or via torrents, this song was previewed last week and was actually written and sung by show star, Christian Kane.
Linkage:
Warming Glow: I didn’t have time to do What’s On Deck today, so you’ll have to settle for Ufford’s version. I say settle because he leaves out a bunch of shows that I normally recommend to you clowns.
WWTDD: Well, I don’t want to make any salacious rumors or stories here, but Angelina Jolie is a lesbian pedophile. It’s true. There’s photographic evidence of her kissing some random 12 year old girl. *Roman Polanski says alright!*
The Awl: You know that I Write Like website that everyone shit on because they didn’t think their sentence length and what not had similarities to David Foster Wallace? Well here’s a Q&A with the site’s creator.
The Luxury Spot: I shared this a while ago on Twitter, but lately things I share seem to break out big a few days later from someone more influential, so here it is again. A girl asked her boyfriend what he’d like for dinner on his birthday, and she did not understand his response. Neither did her mother, so she took to Yahoo answers.
New Scientist: Nerd alert! Don’t click this link if you’re not prepared to have your mind asplode. Essentially, some theory dictates that every black hole may contain a hidden universe?!?
Midwest Sports Fans: Congrats to the MSF guys, as this was their first post to receive 100K page views and it wasn’t even about sports. It’s the top 10 Louis CK stand up moments. I disagree though as it doesn’t even have the saddest blowjob in the universe bit.
AMC TV: The Mad Men interactive job interview. Mine told me that I should be a media buyer, aka Harry Crane.
Second String Fullback: Samer gives us six questions about all these training camp questions.
Huffington Post: So, the guy who was in charge of implementing the bank bailout, is claiming that we should cut social security because, well just read it. It’s got to be infuriating for you guys down there. Sorry.
Gizmodo: The alcoholic death is soon to be amongst us, as you can now pay your bar tab via iPhone.
Cheesecake for the fellas:
Misa Campo, it’s what the viewers want.
Cheesecake for the gals and PJD:
John Slattery RAWWWWWRRRRR!!!
Bonus Video:
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Good Gods. Twice stuffed clam and racist gardening. On one blog post. Fantastic!
Haha! I love how bizarre his videos are, then he takes it one step further with a random part, like racist gardening.
Howdy dickfaces. I just killed a cat. I’m just glad it wasn’t mine
But did you really? They have 9 lives you know
on purpose? or was it suicidal and you decided to be all Jack Kevorkian and help it out when it ran in front of your car (guessing)?
AIDS
thanks for the linkage:)
@luxuryspot
No problem. That piece was pretty hilarious.
ARod is having a hissy fit. haHA
I kinda like the idea of rather than giving up his 600th roid-run, everyone just hit him every AB. It shows that I didn’t play baseball just how much I enjoy people getting hit.
haha swisher fucked up.
It wasn’t on purpose. When it died, I thought it was my cat but turned out to be a stray so there was a silver lining. It was sleeping under my wheel, most likely half dying from being hit already and I just sealed the deal, me thinks.
I’m sure that wasn’t the first time Logic mistreated a pussy
BWAHAHAA &1
Well played, sir.
Oh god, I just caught the tshirt slogan down there at the bottom… pedophiles don’t fit in…. Hahahahahahah *catches breath* hahahahahahhahahahahagahahahhahahahahahahahahaha
OMG. that’s so wrong, I had to click on it.
Gally, what time are u guys podcasting?
Not tonight anymore, maybe tomorrow. I can’t get this shit to work
My girl sure takes a long time in the bathroom, but the meat curtains hang perfectly.
That’s always a bonus
here’s to hoping the curtains are trimmed properly too.
trimmed? They do that? Zoinks, that can’t feel good and or seems excessive
The entire series of Mr. Show is on sale at Amazon for $20. That’s A) half of what I paid for it, and B) about the best way I can think of to spend $20. This may say a lot about me.
That would be a worthwhile $20. Much better than 2 $10 hookers.
So you weren’t part of the 76,000 blogs effected by the Feds shutting down part of WordPress?
didn’t affect the Pub, and it doesn’t appear to have affected Gally either.
From what I read, they did it about the time Gally was having problems last week. Glad you’re ok man. We need our Canadian brethren for when we stage the counter-offensive out of the north.
It was people using the blogetary.com blogging platform, which used wordpress. Details are fuzzy at the moment, but yeah some branch of law enforcement was behind it. http://news.cnet.com/8301-31001_3-20010872-261.html
I hadn’t heard anything about that, but now I’m interested
It’s Pasta Monday! Waiting on the rest of the Modern Warfare 2 team to make their way to the house for a fun filled evening of pasta and shooting enemies of America….who according to the game, are often American. So shoot everybody!
Okay people, I need to go on a whim and buy a shit ton of DVDs that I’m behind on. Breaking Bad was awesome. (unless season 3 is out). Lemme hear some suggestions
Well, Logic, an oldie but goodie that I love and haven’t finished buying the series yet of is NewsRadio. Also, Rome I and II are great.
Are you looking for just TV series?
@Max TV series is preferred.
@Martin, yeah I was a little young for New Radio but everyone raves about it and Joe Rogan is one of my favorite people, so I might have to check i tout. Thanks.
It’s Always Sunny…
First and foremost is The Wire. Start there, if you have it I’ll look into my archives and let you know.
Oh good call. Yeah people love that shit. Is that show over? Cuz that might be the front runner if it is.
Oh yes, it’s over, and yes you should check out the Wire first. Boy you are behind! hehe Though once you watch The Wire….lot of things seem pretty mundane.
yeah it’s over. If you buy on Amazon, it’s only like $120 for the whole 5 seasons, as opposed to $150 and up in stores. It’s well worth it, and seeing how you like Breaking Bad and somehow trust me on TV, that should be your only choice right now.
Veronica Mars, says the broken record. S1 of Damages is also phenomenal. And like I was saying earlier about the $20 for all of Mr. Show.
http://torrentfreak.com/u-s-authorities-shut-down-wordpress-host-with-73000-blogs-100716/
Is one of the places, Gizmodo I think is the other where I read about it.
for those in the USA who have directv, they’ve started showing the wire as of July 18th on T101. Sunday nights, i think.
Yeah, I think I saw Simmons mention that 1399 times, give or take 11,046 times.
What members of the Red Sox does he equate with various characters from the Wire?
/hates that trope in all its various forms, regardless of who does it
i wouldn’t know from that, i got my bill today and there was an insert about it.
and FUCK THE YANKEES! COCK!
After a lengthy interview for a job that’s only 3 days a week, they told me the next step is callbacks for 2nd interviews. Really? For a job that’s 3 days a week? Possibly a sign that you’re interviewing too many people, especially only a couple weeks from the start of the school year. Mostly I’m just cranky because if that many people are interviewing, I’ll likely get pinched by my lack of experience.
/is a complete hypocrite since I only got the interview because someone dropped out
That does seem excessive. By the way, do you want to be on the podcast tomorrow? Half of what we have scheduled is TV type stuff.
Depends on the time and what shows you’re planning to discuss. I’ve never seen Mad Men, which seems to be the big TV podcasting thing this week. You can get my email from Sculptor. I’m a little leery about posting it here.
If it’s the one you log on with here, I have it. No, no mad men talk. I’ll email you the itinerary.
So how does LeBron’s mom feel about Minnesota?
So. The time machine up time makes me ask, anyone see the Dr. Who finale yet? Best one yet.
I haven’t seen an episode since the 80′s, and even then it was probably a rerun from the 60′s-70′s. The last Dr. Who I remember was blonde, so that was some time ago. Long story short, I liked it back when I was a kid, so I’d probably like it know.
urm,what’s the episode name? i don’t want spoilers, but the most recently aired ep. was teh awesomez. bringing back plastic man.