Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask Logic about the proper way to perform a “rape” choke. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com
Musical Interlude
“Elephant Riders (Live)” – Clutch
Links
Don’t expect too many links because it’s the day after a holiday…And I’m lazy.
[Jezebel] – Yes, Jezebel the chic site. Apparently Deadspin’s AJ is over there for the day pissing off the feminist. Here is a post about bringing back the handjob.
[WithLeather] – Punte previews this year’s WSOP tournament. Oh yeah, he’s also there and may need you to send bail money in a week.
[ScreenJunkies] – Twilight: Eclipse can now be linked to a man’s death. Sadly, the part of me that died a long time ago after watching the first one doesn’t count.
[Dagotron] – Meet your new meme!
[COED Magazine] – 204 photos of underboob…Nuff said!
For the dudes
For the Chics
&infinity for Clutch, as always!
Negative infinity to any woman that gives Daulerio a hand job, or further.
Hey gang! Anything going on tonight? I noticed last night was, umm, special.
I can so show you the rape choke. Any time.
fooooooood coma.
On top of not remembering anything past 1am, I have cuts on my hands and face. Hooray for looking beat up the week of a paying comedy gig!
feh, i’m sure you’ll make up a hilarious story. or postulate three or four theories as to how you got them. just think of them as props.
By incorporating props into your act, the sky’s the limit…look at what it did for Carrot Top
Two girls from Florida State and Jenn Sterger isn’t one? You should be ashamed Gally.
My weekend involved getting on as many Phillies fans as possible over; 1) Being in 3rd place and 2) Losing 3 of 4 to the Pirates.
Aren’t they Arizona State girls? I don’t know, Gimp put this post together.
Could be…I saw the “TE” at the end of the one shirt and what looked like the beginning of “Seminoles”. You could be right though. Their colors are the same and they both have plenty of hot blondes.
God bless them. Bless them all.
I actually think I walked into a tree. That might be hilarious in itself. I’m inquiring friends about if there is a video.
Jeebus, how drunk WERE you?
I’m surprised that didn’t happen to me. I did slightly burn my leg on a grill though, BEFORE I even started drinking. My friend goes, “Yeah that’s pretty hot.” No shit it’s hot.
Never fill a fire extinguisher with jungle juice and let people shoot it into your mouth for 20 seconds
Hiya kids.
hiya pal! Enjoyed the photo of the new law firm. let me know if you’re ever taking on new partners.
Evening cunts
Is anyone else excited for the 2 hour happy hour of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia? I am. I skipped open mic this week and I’m pumped about all the TV I watched.
wow, that’s sort of a sad state of affairs if you’re jazzed about getting to watch a ton of telly.
I welcome my new meme overlords.
JaMarcus got busted with the purple drank! Hmm, I’m unemployed too; maybe I should try some.