Do You Like Beer, Boobs And/Or Football?

: Football, boobs and wait, where's the beer?

If that guy had a beer, he could totally be you. Imagine that. Football, beer and Jessica Alba’s boobs all within your domain. It totally could happen for you if you follow up with the opportunity that we here at The Gally Blog are presenting to you. With the upcoming NFL and NCAA football seasons quickly approaching, it is our busy season here at TGB. Because we’re ~~inherently lazy~~ imbibing in our beer and boobs whilst watching copious amounts of football, we need more writers here.

What’s that? More writers you say? Yes indeedy. If you write at or lower than a fourth grade level* and like boobs, beer and/or football, then you’re a perfect match for TGB. Do you want to write a once a week piece about how much the Steelers suck, or an 18,000 word sprawling expose on how the forward pass ruined football? Do you want to drunkenly compile your thoughts about how every team in the NFL, except yours of course, sucks floppy donkey dick? Do you want to analyze game footage and create your own brand new statistic that will revolutionize CFB? Or do you just want to make half assed predictions about the upcoming weeks games? If you answered yes, maybe, perhaps, not a chance, no or fuck no to any or all of those scenarios, then you are a perfect fit for the TGB team.

Below is Logic’s actual girlfriend that he managed to pick up** solely based on the football dick jokes that he writes here, if you needed anymore convincing.

*If you write above that level, we’ll probably accept you too.
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